You gonna take that, @NortheastPhilly?

[The NaTurryl Man]

Honest to God, if I ever had a handgun I'd be pulling the thing on people constantly. That's why I don't have one.

In school I used to constantly turn around to the kid behind me and pull an rubber band like I was going to shoot it at their eye just to watch them squirm and be like "Don't. Don't. Abe, don't. Don't." I genuinely enjoy that reaction.

In seventh grade I made a slingshot out of kinex once and took it to school to shoot this one FAGGOT in the back of the neck with a paper dart. It wasn't any different than slinging the band around finger and thumb but of course he snitched between classes.

Next period I'm sitting there pretending to pay attention and "Terry Fox report to the office. Terry Fox report to the office." so I stop by my locker, grab the slingshot and stop in the can, stash the thing behind a toilet and go see Mr. Dugan.

I fessed up to firing a paper dart but denied any knowledge of a slingshot. He threatened to search my locker and I must have smirked because he just said "You hid it already, didn't you? Alright get out of here and I better not blah blah blah I'm probably a child molestor."

End of the day I followed that FAGGOT across the soccer field and nailed him in the back of the neck with a dart I'd made special for him - I stapled it three or four times so it'd really fawking sting. Drilled him, flashed my gay slingshot at him and ran home.

Fawkin snitch

 

[chocolatehellhole]

In seventh grade I made a slingshot out of kinex once and took it to school to shoot this one FAGGOT in the back of the neck with a paper dart. It wasn't any different than slinging the band around finger and thumb but of course he snitched between classes.

Next period I'm sitting there pretending to pay attention and "Terry Fox report to the office. Terry Fox report to the office." so I stop by my locker, grab the slingshot and stop in the can, stash the thing behind a toilet and go see Mr. Dugan.

I fessed up to firing a paper dart but denied any knowledge of a slingshot. He threatened to search my locker and I must have smirked because he just said "You hid it already, didn't you? Alright get out of here and I better not blah blah blah I'm probably a child molestor."

End of the day I followed that FAGGOT across the soccer field and nailed him in the back of the neck with a dart I'd made special for him - I stapled it three or four times so it'd really fawking sting. Drilled him, flashed my gay slingshot at him and ran home.

Fawkin snitch

I remember going to some Amish fair and getting a ping pong ball gun and bringing that to school and blasting people with it. I think it lasted a period or two before I ended up in "retention" aka temporary in school suspension.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What am I gonna do, challenge him to fisticuffs a la Joe Cumia?

Yes

 

[1073waaf]

I like how these faggot gun owners believe if theyre ever at one of these mass shooting they wpuld stop the whole thing with their gay hand gun.

It was going to be a massacre, but thank god sean hannity was there!!!!

This guy did it no problem.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This guy did it no problem.
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Dude must've went into Max Payne slow down mode when he made that shot

 

[Guest]

In seventh grade I made a slingshot out of kinex once and took it to school to shoot this one FAGGOT in the back of the neck with a paper dart. It wasn't any different than slinging the band around finger and thumb but of course he snitched between classes.

Next period I'm sitting there pretending to pay attention and "Terry Fox report to the office. Terry Fox report to the office." so I stop by my locker, grab the slingshot and stop in the can, stash the thing behind a toilet and go see Mr. Dugan.

I fessed up to firing a paper dart but denied any knowledge of a slingshot. He threatened to search my locker and I must have smirked because he just said "You hid it already, didn't you? Alright get out of here and I better not blah blah blah I'm probably a child molestor."

End of the day I followed that FAGGOT across the soccer field and nailed him in the back of the neck with a dart I'd made special for him - I stapled it three or four times so it'd really fawking sting. Drilled him, flashed my gay slingshot at him and ran home.

Fawkin snitch

Is everyone here a fucking psycho?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

It’s your gun, you bought it, point it and wave it at whoever the fuck you want and fuck any libtard who wants to cry about it

Don’t be a woman

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is everyone here a fucking psycho?

Just the friendly Canadians.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Is everyone here a fucking psycho?

Compared to a lot of the kids I went to school with I was an angel. The slingshot thing was just a goof - we'd all been firing paper darts at each other for months and we just used our hands. The slingshot added nothing to it except for an opportunity for that FAGGOT to try to get somebody's shit taken away.

I also threw a chair at his head one day and knocked him out but he attacked me unprovoked from behind and I got kinda pissed about it.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Ain't none y'all niggers ever have a rock fight? Sheeit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ain't none y'all niggers ever have a rock fight? Sheeit

So many rock fights. We'd have them at a school my buddies lived by. It'd always turn into just smashing windows out of this school. I probably cost that place like a million dollars in glass. Every time I cut through there to get to my friends' house I'd break a random window and the next day it'd be replaced. I was a real destructive little piece of shit.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

So many rock fights. We'd have them at a school my buddies lived by. It'd always turn into just smashing windows out of this school. I probably cost that place like a million dollars in glass. Every time I cut through there to get to my friends' house I'd break a random window and the next day it'd be replaced. I was a real destructive little piece of shit.

I never broke windows but one day it had snowed a good half foot and me and my buddies were stoned off our asses walking behind the school. I noticed that the gym doors weren't shut properly so we opened it up hoping to see girl's volleyball or sumtin.

Completely empty. Naturally we started making snowballs and pelting them all over the fucking place, filling them with gravel from the laneway, seeing how far the rocks would spread when the snowballs hit the ceiling. Boyhood foibles.

I guess it was a big fawkin emergency when they found it - the snow was going to warp the floor but the rocks kept them from just sweeping it out so they had two jannies in there overnight cleaning it up. I got two weeks after-school cleanup duty but I managed to dodge Dugan until the last week of the year and still only did it twice.

Suck my dick Mt Prevost Secondary School.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I never broke windows but one day it had snowed a good half foot and me and my buddies were stoned off our asses walking behind the school. I noticed that the gym doors weren't shut properly so we opened it up hoping to see girl's volleyball or sumtin.

Completely empty. Naturally we started making snowballs and pelting them all over the fucking place, filling them with gravel from the laneway, seeing how far the rocks would spread when the snowballs hit the ceiling. Boyhood foibles.

I guess it was a big fawkin emergency when they found it - the snow was going to warp the floor but the rocks kept them from just sweeping it out so they had two jannies in there overnight cleaning it up. I got two weeks after-school cleanup duty but I managed to dodge Dugan until the last week of the year and still only did it twice.

Suck my dick Mt Prevost Secondary School.

Dugan's a fucking prick.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Dugan's a fucking prick.

He'd stroll out like two clicks from the school to try to bust us smoking weed! We'd just stand in the middle of the soccer field and wait until he'd committed to walking out to us then we'd walk away fast.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I remember going to some Amish fair and getting a ping pong ball gun and bringing that to school and blasting people with it. I think it lasted a period or two before I ended up in "retention" aka temporary in school suspension.

Hah! Good one, boss!

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

This kid Johnny showed up halfway through that year - some plains injun or something. Cocky, had some swagger, could articulate pretty well for one of his kind. He was a good athlete too now that I think about it - lots of hustle in that red.

Anyways it was his first period in our social studies class and he's sat right behind me. I'm doing whatever the fuck I did in school and I hear a lighter flick behind me. Didn't think too much of it until I heard it again and smelled burnt hair so I turn around and he's there with his Bic held up next to my head and a big dopey grin on his face.

He probably thought I looked like an easy target and he was right - I did look that way right up until I dived at him over his desk. He smashed his head on the desk behind him and then his desk landed on him with Terry on top of it.

FAGGOT. I didn't get any trouble for that one which sucked - I would have happily had a suspension. All I really learned in school was how to motherfuck people.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

So many rock fights. We'd have them at a school my buddies lived by. It'd always turn into just smashing windows out of this school. I probably cost that place like a million dollars in glass. Every time I cut through there to get to my friends' house I'd break a random window and the next day it'd be replaced. I was a real destructive little piece of shit.

For me, it was throwing rocks at cars from the edge of the woods.

On the topic of the thread though I don't go pointing guns in people's faces or any dumb shit like that and it'sa good rule to follow when around retards and drunks, but it's really gay to freak out over a muzzle sweep or whatever when a gun has been verified to be empty. If it sprouts a magic bullet and kills you, then oh well faggot, god hates you and it's his will.

 

[Stent]

Why am I going to buy a gun to not point it at people? I'll make an "accidental discharge" joke so they smile as they bleed out.

 

[guest]

Literally the first thing you learn in any gun safety course. You’ll get thrown off any range for doing that too.

This. Even if you're just with your homies, it's still a terrible idea. Next thing you know a woman is going to see you do it and actually point a gun at someone and pull the trigger. Many such cases

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Literally the first thing you learn in any gun safety course. You’ll get thrown off any range for doing that too.

WWAWD shoulder holstered guns pointing at people behind you. What do gun safety trainers say about that.