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You faggots figure out the insurance guy thing yet?

Patrick O'Neal

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I think it is a hit.

Apparently, the victim is (was) married to a woman so that's almost certainly who is to blame for all of this.

I think she hired a hitman, but not a pro. The idea that he's a moderately stable crackhead, or someone with some gun experience but a major weakness that the wife could take advantage of makes sense to me.

I think he'll be caught within the next two days. Then there will be some kind of connection between him and Brian Thompson's family, or inner circle.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I think it is a hit.

Apparently, the victim is (was) married to a woman so that's almost certainly who is to blame for all of this.

I think she hired a hitman, but not a pro. The idea that he's a moderately stable crackhead, or someone with some gun experience but a major weakness that the wife could take advantage of makes sense to me.

I think he'll be caught within the next two days. Then there will be some kind of connection between him and Brian Thompson's family, or inner circle.
At this point everything is on the table. So even the wackiest theories are still a possibility until there are more details.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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As much as the gubmint would like us to believe that the surveillance state is in full control it's probably not quite as good as they let on.

I do wonder about that.

If you watch the news or documentaries, they will often tell you that a killer left a single hair behind at the scene and so was caught from that.

But I've also heard that that is nonsense. It has to be mitochondrial dna from the roots. So the victim would have had to literally pull hair out from the killer at the roots, or scratch the skin so severely that there was subdermal tissue under their fingernails to get anything that could be matched with a person.

Don't leave semen behind at a crime scene, obviously. I mean, unless you absolutely have to.

But otherwise, yeah. You can totally still be a serial killer in 2024. Don't take a mobile phone with you. Obscure your face. Throw away clothes, equipment and vehicles. Assume that everything was caught on camera. But, as long as you have a really good escape route? What are they going to do?
 

JebJoh

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I think it is a hit.

Apparently, the victim is (was) married to a woman so that's almost certainly who is to blame for all of this.

I think she hired a hitman, but not a pro. The idea that he's a moderately stable crackhead, or someone with some gun experience but a major weakness that the wife could take advantage of makes sense to me.

I think he'll be caught within the next two days. Then there will be some kind of connection between him and Brian Thompson's family, or inner circle.
I’d laugh if they refused to pay his life insurance
 

RobertMewler

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Just saw a clip of a former police investigator suggesting that the CEO may have hired his own hit. Which if true is kinda funny since the first shot hit him in the leg

Speculate..Speculate…
It sounds preposterous because who wants to be killed? But I can see wanting to be taken out in an instant rather than potentially rot in prison. "I don't care when or where, I just don't want to see it coming."

 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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It sounds preposterous because who wants to be killed? But I can see wanting to be taken out in an instant rather than potentially rot in prison. "I don't care when or where, I just don't want to see it coming."

He sold stock and netted 15 million before an antitrust lawsuit was known to the public. If you make 9 million a year and your house is only worth 1.5 why even bother? Also this is from the end of your article.
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Not Child.

tee hee
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If you're still interested in this story, or are sleuthing etc...you are not going to make it past #2025 and its paradigm shifts. To you godless dunya-losers, crime solving is just a fun puzzle, with no actual danger, trauma, or systemic rot involved.

Crime isn’t a sassy mystery to be solved; it’s a societal wound, messy and deeply human. Treating it like a game is not only obnoxious but tone-deaf in a world where justice often doesn’t come tied up in neat little bows. Self-righteous, intrusive, and convinced they’re the missing piece in a police force they neither respect nor understand. No wonder horrible ppl like @RobertMewler are into it.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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If you're still interested in this story, or are sleuthing etc...you are not going to make it past #2025 and its paradigm shifts. To you godless dunya-losers, crime solving is just a fun puzzle, with no actual danger, trauma, or systemic rot involved.

Crime isn’t a sassy mystery to be solved; it’s a societal wound, messy and deeply human. Treating it like a game is not only obnoxious but tone-deaf in a world where justice often doesn’t come tied up in neat little bows. Self-righteous, intrusive, and convinced they’re the missing piece in a police force they neither respect nor understand. No wonder horrible ppl like @RobertMewler are into it.
The copester strikes again
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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If you're still interested in this story, or are sleuthing etc...you are not going to make it past #2025 and its paradigm shifts. To you godless dunya-losers, crime solving is just a fun puzzle, with no actual danger, trauma, or systemic rot involved.

Crime isn’t a sassy mystery to be solved; it’s a societal wound, messy and deeply human. Treating it like a game is not only obnoxious but tone-deaf in a world where justice often doesn’t come tied up in neat little bows. Self-righteous, intrusive, and convinced they’re the missing piece in a police force they neither respect nor understand. No wonder horrible ppl like @RobertMewler are into it.
I’d pay good money for an honest explanation as to why you hate @RobertMewler so much. It’s the most bizarre and confusing vendetta since @Mustard vs Meownaw.
 
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