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He be convicted and sentenced by friday at this rate.Seems a little early for an arraignment, doesn't it?
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He be convicted and sentenced by friday at this rate.Seems a little early for an arraignment, doesn't it?
I read he was still traveling Greyhound and they had a stopover in Altoona to eat/stretch so he still had everything on him (to be disposed of later on his journey I guess). Not sure how true that was but it's the best explanation.Why the fuck would a MENSA genius computer scientist still have all his shit on him that he used from the killing? Disposing of the murder weapon is like step one. If it was about sending a message why did he take so long to get it out?
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Haven't you watched Columbo? These geniuses always fuck it upHere's my way out there conspiracy theory: This guy they arrested is just an actor and the real killer is still on the loose. This is to try and encourage the real killer to reveal himself and discourage more cases of the rich getting eaten. Why the fuck would a MENSA genius computer scientist still have all his shit on him that he used from the killing? Disposing of the murder weapon is like step one. If it was about sending a message why did he take so long to get it out?
I read he was still traveling Greyhound and they had a stopover in Altoona to eat/stretch so he still had everything on him (to be disposed of later on his journey I guess). Not sure how true that was but it's the best explanation.
It seems crazy to me you would not put that shit into random garbage cans / ponds / whatever along your route at various stops.
As to why there aren’t videos of his arrest I hadn’t thought of that but who knows. As for his identification he was a young person wearing a covid mask in 2024 which may have cause a second look from people with a national manhunt going on.It makes absolutely no sense that he was identified by a random McDonald's employee - or customer - in Bumfuck Pennsylvania off the interstate with an entire Greyhound bus's worth of weirdos meandering around stretching their legs. No sense at all.
I've read that the McDonald's employee said he had what appeared to be fake documentation on him - in what scenario are you presenting a McDonald's employee with personal identification?
And why didn't everyone else in the McDonald's - employees and customers alike - have their phones out recording the FBI and police swarm the place and detain someone who just got off the bus? Where are all the TikTok videos of him getting arrested?
None of this makes any fucking sense.
Edit: it's not even a good narrative. Any MSM outlets presenting this as the developing story should be doing so with the explicit stipulation that the details don't really add up and they're just reporting what they're hearing from LEO. Like, this is an offensively stupid story.
I could have told you that last week silly!all i've learned from these last few days is that:
- i'm gay
I mean it's a legitimate question.As to why there aren’t videos of his arrest I hadn’t thought of that but who knows.
Maybe it's because I live in the progressive Northeast but seeing someone wearing a mask on a Greyhound bus does not strike me as weird in any way. Fuck, I'd probably wear a mask on a Greyhound bus, are you serious?As for his identification he was a young person wearing a covid mask in 2024 which may have cause a second look from people with a national manhunt going on.
How many tips did the NYPD, FBI, and other LEOs receive in the last 3 days? What could the McDonald's employee possibly have said over the phone to convince the cops to treat this as a legitimate lead?Apparently the McDonald’s asking for ID was bullshit. The cops showed up and asked him some questions, he acted funny when they brought up New York so they asked him for ID and they ran it right there in front of him and it bounced back fake.
It’s a tough one manI mean it's a legitimate question.
Maybe it's because I live in the progressive Northeast but seeing someone wearing a mask on a Greyhound bus does not strike me as weird in any way. Fuck, I'd probably wear a mask on a Greyhound bus, are you serious?
How many tips did the NYPD, FBI, and other LEOs receive in the last 3 days? What could the McDonald's employee possibly have said over the phone to convince the cops to treat this as a legitimate lead?
"Uh, there's a kid with a mask and backpack and he's acting kinda funny... Well he just got off a fucking Greyhound bus and is pacing around my McDonald's like he's on drugs and, while I'll admit from having worked at McDonald's for 20 years there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about that, he does have a nice nose and brown eyes. Yes even though I'm a McDonald's worker I've been following this story on the news because I like to stay informed. The rest of his face is covered by the mask, so, I dunno, it's your call. I have to go now sorry, the fryer is beeping and I have a line of 30 people in front of me who just got off a Greyhound bus."
This is preposterous.
Sounded like he was screaming about healthcare. Yelling something along the lines of, “blah blah blah an insult to The American people.” It’s hard to hear in the video.
"Hey I'm a faggot r/communism Redditor and the guy who shot that CEO just came in." it was Allentown, PA right? That's not a big city where the cops have better things to be doing all the time.How many tips did the NYPD, FBI, and other LEOs receive in the last 3 days? What could the McDonald's employee possibly have said over the phone to convince the cops to treat this as a legitimate lead?
"Hey I'm a faggot r/communism Redditor and the guy who shot that CEO just came in." it was Allentown, PA right? That's not a big city where the cops have better things to be doing all the time.
The point is that this is a pretty big story and if somebody spends a lot of time online they'll have seen the pictures that were released. Even if it was a Redditor it's worth 10K to turn him in and commies aren't known for being scrupulous.Your sarcasm confuses me. The Reddit mob wants to literally kill the McDonald's employee who allegedly made the call.
Oh so an even smaller town where the cops would definitely have time to swing by. I don't think you know enough about meth heads, either. They stay up all hours fucking around so the idea that one of them surfs the web and would want to cash in on the reward isn't a shocking proposition. As for why they didn't record it, who knows? Maybe the cops took him outside for a little chat before throwing the cuffs on (pretty SOP from the body cam videos I've seen of similar situations) and the worker couldn't leave the kitchen. Maybe other people didn't record because it's a podunk town where it's common. How the fuck would they know who he was and why he was being arrested? All of this shit just rests on a bunch of dumb assumptions and incredulity on your part.And it was in Altoona, which is 200 miles from Allentown and in the absolute buttfuck middle of nowhere. The McDonald's employees would be meth addicted dregs of society who wouldn't recognize their own family members. I have a hard time believing they picked one weirdo out of a crowd of Greyhound-passenger weirdos and identified him as the shooter, and then didn't pull out their phone to film it.
I'm reading a lot of articles explaining how the odds of them collecting that money are slim to none, which would be the ultimate irony if this is all true.The point is that this is a pretty big story and if somebody spends a lot of time online they'll have seen the pictures that were released. Even if it was a Redditor it's worth 10K to turn him in and commies aren't known for being scrupulous.
Correct.Oh so an even smaller town where the cops would definitely have time to swing by.
Well I'm not going to apologize for that, Methster.I don't think you know enough about meth heads, either.
Maybe, maybeThey stay up all hours fucking around so the idea that one of them surfs the web and would want to cash in on the reward isn't a shocking proposition. As for why they didn't record it, who knows? Maybe the cops took him outside for a little chat before throwing the cuffs on (pretty SOP from the body cam videos I've seen of similar situations) and the worker couldn't leave the kitchen. Maybe other people didn't record because it's a podunk town where it's common.
How the fuck would the McDonald's employee know who he was? Lol?How the fuck would they know who he was and why he was being arrested?
There are just as many maybes in your reasoning as mine.All of this shit just rests on a bunch of dumb assumptions and incredulity on your part.
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