Yo Pat, dont you own this guy's jersey?

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's so autistically trying to cosplay as a big red blooded hetero jock. The Brewers hat for the packers game is a great touch. Looks like he's even got another sports t shirt under the jersey just in case he and another male alpha are about to fuck and that guy needs just a little bit more manliness to go all the away.

One open hand slap would have him screaming at you through tears.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

"this is my crew"While he sits alone at the bar.

" Let me step outside, the building Im in is made of steel."

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Two days later, he decided to mouth off on Twitter.

 

[BudDickman]

Also note the multiple bottles of alcohol in the background. Nice crippling alcoholism fatty. You just know those bottles along with that ice cream were gone in one sitting under the pink blanket on the fart couch.

It looks like he has two bottles of Maker's Mark, one 750 mL and the other 1500. Maker's Mark is fine as a mixing bourbon, but why the fuck do you need that much of it unless you're running a bar?

I never buy anything in that quantity or stock up on multiple bottles of the same shit, even a mixing whiskey, because I like variety. Pat just wants to get drunk.

Also, I keep my liquor in the liquor cabinet, not on the fucking kitchen counter. He has two bottles of the same shit on his fucking kitchen counter. What a disorganized slob. Maybe he was just putting the groceries away and couldn't wait to take a picture of his Packets ice cream.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Two days later, he decided to mouth off on Twitter.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Also, I keep my liquor in the liquor cabinet, not on the fucking kitchen counter. He has two bottles of the same shit on his fucking kitchen counter. What a disorganized slob.

Pat and Big Niki are low-class trash. They live accordingly.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

It looks like he has two bottles of Maker's Mark, one 750 mL and the other 1500. Maker's Mark is fine as a mixing bourbon, but why the fuck do you need that much of it unless you're running a bar?

I never buy anything in that quantity or stock up on multiple bottles of the same shit, even a mixing whiskey, because I like variety. Pat just wants to get drunk.

Also, I keep my liquor in the liquor cabinet, not on the fucking kitchen counter. He has two bottles of the same shit on his fucking kitchen counter. What a disorganized slob. Maybe he was just putting the groceries away and couldn't wait to take a picture of his Packets ice cream.

He must be chugging the makers mark if he's got that much of it at home.

 

[Will Tate]

He's so autistically trying to cosplay as a big red blooded hetero jock. The Brewers hat for the packers game is a great touch. Looks like he's even got another sports t shirt under the jersey just in case he and another male alpha are about to fuck and that guy needs just a little bit more manliness to go all the away.

Nah, just handjobs, helping out a straight friend.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He's so autistically trying to cosplay as a big red blooded hetero jock. The Brewers hat for the packers game is a great touch. Looks like he's even got another sports t shirt under the jersey just in case he and another male alpha are about to fuck and that guy needs just a little bit more manliness to go all the away.

Any actual sports fan gets annoyed by the people that do this. Oh you’re a fan of the packers but also the brewers! Wow, this guy is hardcore, a true fan. They don’t make em like that anymore!

Wearing an assortment of sports teams apparel is A) incredibly markish behavior, B) the most pathetic form of virtue signaling, and C) stupid because modern sports suck ass.

 

[guest]

He must be chugging the makers mark if he's got that much of it at home.

I guarantee he and/or Niki are drinking a bottle of Makers Mark a week.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Does being a "classic conservative" mean foregoing your morals on a local (nationalistic)

I'll hang up

 

[💩💩💩💩]

I'm willing to bet that this entire forum's membership combined have taken less selfies than Pat

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I guarantee he and/or Niki are drinking a bottle of Makers Mark a week.

Each.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"this is my crew"While he sits alone at the bar.

" Let me step outside, the building Im in is made of steel."

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His tiny arms always make me laugh

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Each.

That would really explain his bloat, he’s making mix drinks and most mixers are heavy in sugar

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That would really explain his bloat, he’s making mix drinks and most mixers are heavy in sugar

Wasn't he pounding one particular cocktail day after day during lockdown? I'm sure he just nipped that habit in the bud.

 

[Porkys]

Rodgers talked about fat WI cheese heads booing him when he said he gave up dairy to have a healthy diet and a long QB career. He also wants a piece of Biden for calling him out personally at a campaign stop in WI recently. I hope you're reading this pig boy remedial college dropout

 

[NigelCumia]

That would really explain his bloat, he’s making mix drinks and most mixers are heavy in sugar

He's got 2 whiskey bottles right on the counter. He's retaining water like a mug.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Any actual sports fan gets annoyed by the people that do this. Oh you’re a fan of the packers but also the brewers! Wow, this guy is hardcore, a true fan. They don’t make em like that anymore!

Wearing an assortment of sports teams apparel is A) incredibly markish behavior, B) the most pathetic form of virtue signaling, and C) stupid because modern sports suck ass.

I own one Saints jersey. It’s a signed Drew Brees Super Bowl XLIV jersey. It’s framed and hanging on the wall. I don’t wear it because a. I don’t play for the Saints so I have no reason to wear a jersey and b. I don’t need the world to know I worship a man based on his athletic ability.

 

[guest]

I’m

I own one Saints jersey. It’s a signed Drew Brees Super Bowl XLIV jersey. It’s framed and hanging on the wall. I don’t wear it because a. I don’t play for the Saints so I have no reason to wear a jersey and b. I don’t need the world to know I worship a man based on his athletic ability.

I’m not wearing another man’s name on my back.

Also, I never played professional sports, I’m not wearing a jersey. Almost feels like stolen valor. But then my life revolves around the things I strive to accomplish for myself, with my kids, for our family, so most of the t-shirts and stuff we have are from trips or little league or soccer league, represent awards, etc.

Maybe Pat should try having goals of his own.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Wasn't he pounding one particular cocktail day after day during lockdown? I'm sure he just nipped that habit in the bud.

I may not be getting the quote exactly right, but in Josiah call #1, I believe he said:

“We were going through some bourbon because what the hell else is there to do on a Thursday night during lockdown <piggish snort>.”

And the answer for many people was to go to bed sober as they had to be up for work on Friday since they couldn’t scam a PPP loan from the government and their jobs were necessary.