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She's cool for the most part, she's just a fucking retarded piece of shit with doors.
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Yeah, that's it. SLAM THE FUCKING DOOR.
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When a door closes a window opens.
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So I should make her crawl through a window instead? That's good thinking.
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Me neighbor lets her screen door slam shut and eventually I'm going to rip it off it's hinges and throw it in the pool.
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I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.
He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK
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At times like that you should be able to call the authorities and have her taken away.
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Lmao I'd give that bitch a swirlie and be like "See? You're fine."
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I was really tempted to call immigration but they'd probably have given her full citizenship and booked me for a hate crime.
I always went out of my way to be gross when she was around. Fuck you. Go home and get your shit sorted.
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You can’t possibly expect a black woman to understand the feeling of remorse, can you?
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TYFYS, Abe
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You're welcome. I was there in 1992 to purchase a live human being. It was hell.
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My sister would use the window as a shortcut to go outside.
That's my window story.
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda does it bother you when I knock on your door with conviction?
I just don't think you can hear a light tap.
And the one time I used your doorbell, you had flashbacks to that day with your first love in Notre Dame, and... Well, I've already said too much.
I just don't think you can hear a light tap.
And the one time I used your doorbell, you had flashbacks to that day with your first love in Notre Dame, and... Well, I've already said too much.
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I was assuming she was a Cumia.
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I don't mind the cop-knock. If anything, when I hear someone knocking softly on my door, even though I did hear it, all the way to the door I'm muttering "How the fuck am I supposed to fucking hear that shit? Fucking pussy, knocking like a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Lucky I'm even answering the door at all you fucking piece of shit."
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At least you have a door. Since March I've had to do without.
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Did House Man Harold take away your door privileges?
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I also sleep in a Jeep Wrangler.
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No, I got demoted from that sober house to a significantly stricter one.
Edit - house man Harold works nights here now, he's supposed to keep logs but he doesn't know how to write.
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I would always be lucky if you answered the door.
Instead I answer mine to the god damn Hare Krishna's! Yes I like George Harrison, that's where our similarities end!