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[Not bad]

There's a lot of lies and revisionism from people who want Judaism and Christianity to seem like diametrically opposed religions, when they are not. They are of course close siblings!

Let's do a fact check and look up the real quotes.

Revelation 2:9 (regarding the Pharisees):

"I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan".

In other words, the Pharisees are not real Jews, but evil.

Revelation 3:9:

"Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee".

Again, Jews = A-OK with Jesus. No further measures needed. Fake Jews = heretics who need to be whipped into shape.

 

[Titsucks]

 

[DominusOdium]

Mel likes Him. What else is there to know?

I think learning about this stuff is best done through Orthodox or Catholic channels. All the other types are usually just Christian on the surface level, and they're quite agnostic in reality. It's the personal connection - just you, not an organisation - that's most important. Take your time, get right with that first.

Agreed. Much of American protestantism is surface level Christian tradition wrapped around self help courses, politics or social functions, all very secular and modern and not terribly deep.

 

[Titsucks]

 

[ChildSpitTake]

He's my guy, always has my back and forgives me for the dumb shit I sometimes do

 

[Mc.Faggot]

sometimes when Im really drunk I watch this and cry about cartoon jesus being so nice to everyone



i know he called the jews satan, and got killed for ruining their grift, so on that level hes a pretty righteous dude

i dont think theres an afterlife or heaven, and if there is, i dont see why people dont assume its just some version of hell and heaven is the myth

tough one man

 

[Opesterino]

sometimes when Im really drunk I watch this and cry about cartoon jesus being so nice to everyone



i know he called the jews satan, and got killed for ruining their grift, so on that level hes a pretty righteous dude

i dont think theres an afterlife or heaven, and if there is, i dont see why people dont assume its just some version of hell and heaven is the myth

tough one man

I am totally gonna watch that tonight. I had The Life of Jesus ' on earlier and from what I know it seemed like a good movie that covered a decent amount of ground so I wonder how this compares to it.

The reasoning part of me thinks the whole heaven/hell concept was used as a measure of control so people weren't out raping and killing all the time but who knows, it would be nice to know all the brothamen could be patposting up in heaven.

When I was younger my family went on a vacation and it was my first time being on an airplane. Mind you I was young but I spent the whole flight looking out the window trying to see if I could spot an angel because I thought heaven was in the clouds. What a dumbass I was and it seems continue to be.

 

[Snake]

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I am totally gonna watch that tonight. I had The Life of Jesus ' on earlier and from what I know it seemed like a good movie that covered a decent amount of ground so I wonder how this compares to it.

The reasoning part of me thinks the whole heaven/hell concept was used as a measure of control so people weren't out raping and killing all the time but who knows, it would be nice to know all the brothamen could be patposting up in heaven.

When I was younger my family went on a vacation and it was my first time being on an airplane. Mind you I was young but I spent the whole flight looking out the window trying to see if I could spot an angel because I thought heaven was in the clouds. What a dumbass I was and it seems continue to be.

Nothing wrong with looking for angels in the clouds brotherman

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Damn, the ultimate asking a dude for a favor when he’s down

“Hey man, I know your hurting right now, I just only want one thing tho”

What a scum bag lol

 

[Snake]

Damn, the ultimate asking a dude for a favor when he’s down

“Hey man, I know your hurting right now, I just only want one thing tho”

What a scum bag lol

No, taco child. You completely misread the scene. He wasn't asking for forgiveness. He was telling him he doesn't deserve it, and he should be on the cross to suffer.

Christ is like, nah.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

No, taco child. You completely misread the scene. He wasn't asking for forgiveness. He was telling him he doesn't deserve it, and he should be on the cross to suffer.

Christ is like, nah.

he literally asked to be remembered when jesus makes it to the big time as the head muckity muck in heaven little one

re watch the scene

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I dont know how the Catholic church managed to fuck up so bad. You have neighborhoods that are fiercely set in their ways where all the kids go to catholic schools and have pride in them, yet they still managed to alienate every generation since the 60s. My mom took me to church every Sunday as a kid until I was like 10 and then we just said fuck it.

They couldn’t have modernized things a little bit? I mean come on. The minute they started noticing that only pedophiles and weirdos were compelled to get involved with the church they should have done something. Now every catholic school in the country’s days are numbered and they have only themselves to blame.

 

[NiggerThatPunchesWops]

Thoughts about Christ ? Been in a weird spot the last few weeks and been spending more time reading through the Bible and watching documentrees on the Savior. Like there is no way all that can be real right? I still want to believe, I guess that is were faith comes into play. Will find out soon enough..

You sick my nigga

 

[NiggerThatPunchesWops]

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You a kike

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I don't trust anyone too into religion. It either means they're stupid or trying to hide something.

 

[stealthygeek]

Around 15-16 years of age, protestants go through confirmation, which catholics I think do at 7-8, symbolizing maturity

You're thinking of First Communion, brothaman.

When you get confirmed depends on your diocese. Was 16 for me but my cousin in upstate NY got confirmed in middle school, think he was 12.

 

[alkiefuck2]

You're thinking of First Communion, brothaman.

When you get confirmed depends on your diocese. Was 16 for me but my cousin in upstate NY got confirmed in middle school, think he was 12.

for us (uk) it was confirmation, confession and then communion.. all roughly from 7-10. i think it was that order, communion definitely last
lol, the fast and the furious just came out and i picked "st. dominic" as my confirmation name cause i though dom was cool
punchin' out

 

[guest]

I grew up with a mother who got pissed off st the city rec dept for scheduling little league games on Sunday mornings.

I hated it as a teen and have come back to it.

The story is all astrological.

I don't know the ins and outs. Just a regular Joe, whatdoyawantfromme. But I can tell you when I'm having a tough time I'll go to a Saturday evening or Sunday morning service down the street, leave my phone at home and spend an hour listening and reflecting. When I leave I feel better than when I walked in, every single time.

God is real. And he will be with us at hooligans this summer.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I dont know how the Catholic church managed to fuck up so bad. You have neighborhoods that are fiercely set in their ways where all the kids go to catholic schools and have pride in them, yet they still managed to alienate every generation since the 60s. My mom took me to church every Sunday as a kid until I was like 10 and then we just said fuck it.

They couldn’t have modernized things a little bit? I mean come on. The minute they started noticing that only pedophiles and weirdos were compelled to get involved with the church they should have done something. Now every catholic school in the country’s days are numbered and they have only themselves to blame.

I can tell you exactly when I found out the Catholic church was a giant crock of shit. In fifth grade I had to do "confirmation", which they made out to be this epically important and serious thing. In addition to retarded Sunday school I had to go to "confirmation class" after regular school, which sucked balls. And the old crusty nuns were just grilling us on all kinds of tedious Catholic history, telling us that at the ceremony the cardinal would call on kids at random and ask them questions and if you got it wrong they'd toss you out right in front of everyone. So we were scared shitless, cramming our retarded child brains full of this useless crap.

Then we put on our fairy gowns and do the ceremony and the cardinal guy calls on one, pre-selected girl and asks her one pre-selected question. The whole thing was a huge ruse, and afterward everyone was acting like it was funny how they terrorized us for months on end. I was livid. But on the plus side, I wasn't raped, so there was that.