If I win I'll buy a McMansion on Long Island, date 16 year olds, pay my older brother an allowance, have sex with trannies, get hair plugs, drink all day, and hire a crooked cop and his wife to do all the adult things for me.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAWT Mega Millions being over $1 billion?
- Thread starter SensibleKeks
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I would donate all of it to Ukraine
are you glad that biden didnt send you to russia
I, for one, admire Keith's gumption
if i win i’m buying every billboard in Patrick’s city
The worldstarhiphop videos would be worth it. Also knowing the Chinese kids would be working 23 hour a day schedules to make our cheap shit would help.
I'd buy Hooligan's and turn it into Trump 2024 HQ.
If there is a god and he has a sense of humor. He will gift this jackpot to a patposter.
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This shit makes me laugh because I think of Elliot Roger's manifesto when he's talking about how he finally knew his destiny when he saw the jackpot and was unironically seriously shocked when he didn't win. Fucking retarded asshole. Bad guy!
My lucky numbers are 60, 8, 56, 6, 9, 28, and 7
I’m shocked I didn’t win
Man, I would have bought WC Fields hat, then bought an authentic Navajo peace pipe and smoked crack out of it
Man, I would have bought WC Fields hat, then bought an authentic Navajo peace pipe and smoked crack out of it
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I bought 10 tickets and got ONE number total from all 10. I don’t see how that’s possible.
i get irrationally angry hearing these ludicrous sums of money going to some faggot who bought a ticket at a convenience store. i hope whoever won is killed on their way to pick up the oversized check.
can you explain why there are gay porn in your profile page
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I’ve never looked at my profile page before