WWAWD trad wife meme

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Except when they think other women are cunts

even that is fake. women are made of clay, they're ray harryhausen monsters lurching about

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

women are made of clay

It wouldn't surprise me if women were literal golems. They seem to do nothing but prop up (((those people's))) interests.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I would literally rather marry a woman who doesnt want children but has a career than a literal fucking bum who uses her pussy (which they all have and doesnt make them special) as an excuse to live rent free and provide nothing.

So Nikki > Ade?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I only learned recently that "trad" is short for traditional

I used to interpret it as some Thad Castle type reference that I didn't get

 

[aRTie02150]

I only learned recently that "trad" is short for traditional

I used to interpret it as some Thad Castle type reference that I didn't get

By recently do you mean today?

 

[DMAN]

There is no such thing as a "trad" woman. Women are either boomers or zoomers, mentally. There are no cool Gen X or even millennial women. (Millennial women were the coolest of all women generationally until they download Woke updates into their bloatware.) Your only shot is if you can find a millennial woman who was detached from society and missed all the gay shit from the past 15 years. (prison for drunk driving maybe?)

 

[guest]

There is no such thing as a "trad" woman. Women are either boomers or zoomers, mentally. There are no cool Gen X or even millennial women. (Millennial women were the coolest of all women generationally until they download Woke updates into their bloatware.) Your only shot is if you can find a millennial woman who was detached from society and missed all the gay shit from the past 15 years. (prison for drunk driving maybe?)

I found a cool millennial woman once. I had been in like 5 dates and was so happy she didn't want to sleep with me right away (implying she wasn't a whore).

Then I discovered women who don't want to sleep with you right away are whores who had the guy leave after she gave it up quickly.

She literally had genital herpes.

I said that was a deal breaker and asked if we could still be friends.

She viewed my Instagram stories all the time after that, until the story where I had my arm wrapped around a chick I met in Sweden. Then she deleted me.

 

[HH Brother]

We don't make fun of women here, funsters.

 

[guest]

We don't make fun of women here, funsters.

I forgot about that. What a fag.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Most of us HATE women.

Can’t live with en can’t live without em. Yuknowwhatimean

 

[gassers]

Most of us HATE women.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I'm not just fucking someone and want to be in a relationship with them, they have to be funny. I don't see a "tradwife" making me laugh often, including busting my balls and telling me I'm acting like a retard when I need to hear it.

I value being funny over pretty much everything else in people I'm going to voluntarily spend my time with. It's not all I value, but if you aren’t funny, I don't give a fuck to learn about any of your other qualities.

It's weird too, because being funny never saved a life or advanced the human race or helped the planet in any way, but I'd rather be friends with a funny coward than an unfunny brave hero, ya know? It's ultimately totally unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but it's somehow the most important thing to me and a lot of people. Is it just selfish? Like in order to hang out with me I expect people to entertain me?

 

[gassers]

If I'm not just fucking someone and want to be in a relationship with them, they have to be funny. I don't see a "tradwife" making me laugh often, including busting my balls and telling me I'm acting like a retard when I need to hear it.

I value being funny over pretty much everything else in people I'm going to voluntarily spend my time with. It's not all I value, but if you aren’t funny, I don't give a fuck to learn about any of your other qualities.

It's weird too, because being funny never saved a life or advanced the human race or helped the planet in any way, but I'd rather be friends with a funny coward than an unfunny brave hero, ya know? It's ultimately totally unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but it's somehow the most important thing to me and a lot of people. Is it just selfish? Like in order to hang out with me I expect people to entertain me?

 

[White nigger slayer]

Whatever you say zim/zer

 

[guest]

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You've never even seen one lol

 

[guest]

If I'm not just fucking someone and want to be in a relationship with them, they have to be funny. I don't see a "tradwife" making me laugh often, including busting my balls and telling me I'm acting like a retard when I need to hear it.

I value being funny over pretty much everything else in people I'm going to voluntarily spend my time with. It's not all I value, but if you aren’t funny, I don't give a fuck to learn about any of your other qualities.

It's weird too, because being funny never saved a life or advanced the human race or helped the planet in any way, but I'd rather be friends with a funny coward than an unfunny brave hero, ya know? It's ultimately totally unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but it's somehow the most important thing to me and a lot of people. Is it just selfish? Like in order to hang out with me I expect people to entertain me?

Ooh reminds me of that Russian chick I dated. I have male friends who weren't as funny as her. I'll always remember this one:

Her: why do you still talk to me if we're never going to see each other again?

ME: I like to stay friends with everyone I've slept with.

Her: so you have pretty much no friends?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I always thought it was tard wife, this makes a lot more sense.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Ooh reminds me of that Russian chick I dated. I have male friends who weren't as funny as her. I'll always remember this one:

Her: why do you still talk to me if we're never going to see each other again?

ME: I like to stay friends with everyone I've slept with.

Her: so you have pretty much no friends?

 

[guest]

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"Wendy want rape"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's weird too, because being funny never saved a life or advanced the human race or helped the planet in any way, but I'd rather be friends with a funny coward than an unfunny brave hero, ya know?

Where is the place in your heart for unfunny cowards? Asking for a friend.