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Consensual Rapist

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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alfalfaadh88: hello my name is adam
alfalfaadh88: how r u?
alfalfaadh88: 20/m/tx here
Jenny: Hi Adam! 14 f Wisconsin
alfalfaadh88: thats kool
alfalfaadh88: u like sex wit older guys huh?
Jenny: You want to have some hot cyber sex?
alfalfaadh88: sure
alfalfaadh88: im in my briefs
alfalfaadh88: i am goin to take them off
Jenny: Okay....I have a hot cyber fantasy I want to try out...
alfalfaadh88: what?
Jenny: It's a hot, humid summer day.....We are out in a secluded park, having a picnic.....

alfalfaadh88: ok
Jenny: Everything is perfect.....The smell and tastes of the food....The hot sun beating down on us
alfalfaadh88: go on
Jenny: *I grab a cup of grape Kool-Aid and look at you seductively.*

Jenny: *And I rip off my tank top and pour the cool liquid onto my breasts.*

alfalfaadh88: oh my
alfalfaadh88: so what r u doin up so late?
alfalfaadh88: i wanna lick it off of your breasts
Jenny: I am horny!!!
alfalfaadh88: oh my
alfalfaadh88: me too
Jenny: Lick my artificially flavored nipples baby.....*I moan*

alfalfaadh88: ru masturbating?
alfalfaadh88: i am
alfalfaadh88: i lick your nipples clean
Jenny: Oh yeah....Very hard masturbation...
alfalfaadh88: i lick down to your pants and take them off
alfalfaadh88: i wanna eat u out
Jenny: *Next I rip open a cherry flavored Kool Aid packet....I pour the contents into my pussy......I add water...then stir gently....*
alfalfaadh88: oh yes
alfalfaadh88: i lick it and delight you
alfalfaadh88: i stick my wet tongue into your juicy kunt
alfalfaadh88: and wiggle it around
Jenny: Please....drink this refreshing summertime treat from my throbbing cunt......I made it just for you..
alfalfaadh88: good
alfalfaadh88: i like it
alfalfaadh88: yummy
Jenny: Mmmmm....I start moaning with pleasure....

alfalfaadh88: i like your juices
alfalfaadh88: im as hard as a rock right now
alfalfaadh88: oh yes
Jenny: Oh yes!! Give me more!
alfalfaadh88: ok i wanna stick my cock in you
Jenny: *Suddenly, Kool-Aid man bursts through a conveniately placed brick wall. "Hey kids!" he shouts. "I'm glad you are enjoying the great taste of Kool-Aid!"
alfalfaadh88: oh i love it
alfalfaadh88: i think im gonna cumm in real life
Jenny: *I look at Kool-Aid man naughtily and start fingering my tight asshole.*

alfalfaadh88: oooooo
Jenny: *Kool-Aid man is watching you licking my hot cunt....His glass, pitcher cock is growing longer....Getting very erect...*

alfalfaadh88: i am fixin to cumm
alfalfaadh88: where do i blow at
Jenny: *I crawl over to Kool-Aid Man and moan to him....'Pop Culture Icons of the 1980s make me so wet and horny....Fuck me you big pitcher of refreshing Kool-Aid!

alfalfaadh88: tell me
alfalfaadh88: tell me
alfalfaadh88: it is cummin
Jenny: *Kool-Aid Man sticks his glass cock into my pussy and starts fucking me.....The feeling of glass on pussy is so intense.*

alfalfaadh88: haha
alfalfaadh88: where do i cumm at
alfalfaadh88: tell me now
alfalfaadh88: im goin to
Jenny: 'Hahahahaha' Kool-Aid man cackles. 'This is almost as fun as when I got to make my own Atari games. Being a Corporate Icon has its benefits. Like I got to fuck the Hostess Twinkie mascot....Now that was a night to remember!
alfalfaadh88: where do u want me to cumm at?
Jenny: *Kool-Aid man spanks my ass and shouts....'Tell me how good Kool-Aid feels you dirty whore!!! You know I used to advertise in Superman comic books!!! I am the fucking king!!! Give me a testimonial on Kool-Aid!!!'

alfalfaadh88: ok im leaving
Jenny: 'Kool-Aid is the fucking best'......It's a thirst quencher and it makes my titties hard!!!, I scream as he shoves his glass dick in and out of my hot hole...

Jenny: 'Bitch, you are making me cum!!' The glass pitcher with a goofy face and grin wobbles and shakes.....

alfalfaadh88: r u still masturbating?
Jenny: *Kool-Aid Man pulls out and cums in a rainbow of powdered Kool-Aid all over my face....Lemonade, Rasberry, Strawberry, Cherry.....I stick out my tongue to receive his love powder.*

Jenny: 'Baby' I moan.....'I think you just made a new flavor. Cumtastic Banana.' I giggle
Jenny: *Kool Aid Man looks at you and sizes you up
alfalfaadh88: did u cumm yet>???
Jenny: *He grabs you and throws you inside of his pitcher head.....He presses a button on the side of his head and a liquid begins to fill Kool-Aid man*

alfalfaadh88: in real life
Jenny: *Unfortunately, it's not Kool-Aid. It's a flesh eating acid....You scream in pain as the flesh begins to melt from your body.*

Jenny: *Smoke and the smell of charred flesh begin to emerge from the top of his head.....I look at you with pity as you are becoming nothing more than a pile of bones...*
Jenny: *You screams of death have gotten me wet again. I grab one of your bones from inside Kool-Aid man's head...one of your leg muscles I think....and start using it as a dildo...*

Jenny: *I shove it too hard into my pussy though, and I rupture my internal organs.....Blood starts flowing like a river out on my pussy....Kool-Aid man looks on in horror.*

Jenny: *I collapse in pain onto the ground....Kool-Aid Man, not having much knowledge of the human anatomy being a big fucking glass pitcher who walks around, walks over and starts drinking the red fluid from my sliced up slit.*
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LockedHDD__Pot

LockedHDD__Pot

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I used to have great fun in chatrooms; I'd usually go on there in some silly character - a failing gangster rapper, who's good with rhymes but often 'unknowingly' makes himself look stupid. After a while though I'd start chatting with girls & would drop the act. Things would progress to MSN / Skype.
I actually met a few cool girls on there. I drunk-drove halfway across the country once for some good sweaty fucking, went to a festival with a couple gals, they were cool but I ended-up going my own way finding some people who like doing what I do & dancing around.
Had a relationship with a chat-gal when I moved back to London for a bit.

There was something cool about getting to know people a bit before letting everything out. You had to tolerate the regular newcomers to any room who start with 'any girls want sex' & similar.
 
alkiefuck2

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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"Wuu2 bby?" Yuck

Used to also call this girl "Dudette", thinking it was quirky... :image_9253:

There was a site called bebo that was like MySpace and I remember being a creep looking through this girls photos and commenting "Look gorgeous here", told her in school it was my gay friends, as if she'd buy it.

Having online girlfriends chatting for fawkin hours but then actively avoiding them in school wasn't pfg.
 
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HH Brother

New Dan
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DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
Desperate for any sort of pussy as a teen, I used to visit yahoo chat rooms for my local area and these broken down old fat women would fire up their Logitech webcams and show me their saggy tits and crusty gashes sometimes. Never fucked any of them. I could've got lots of blowjobs from old men though.
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Brings back memories when I was a young funster and getting blowjobs from ugly fat pigs, Davidster.

There was either couples on webcams fucking in those chatrooms or funsters jerking off, like me. tee hee
 
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