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WWAWD Taco Bell

Dusty Dan

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Never tried it but always wanted to. They do have them here in the UK, but they're all in cities I hardly ever visit.

I'd love to go to Mexico and try authentic food, but I'm scared that I would end up starring in the next Funky Town video.
 

Dusty Dan

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Nigga you a farmer from Wales or some shit? How far is the nearest town? 30 mins?
The nearest one is about 40 mins away, not counting time to find parking and walk there. I work from home and most of my friends and family live out in the villages, so I hardly ever go into the city.

I guess when I said I always wanted to try one, I actually meant that I don't give 2 fucks and only remembered they exist because of this thread, so call me a big liar.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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i follow niggas on IG just so I can know when TB puts the double decker back on the menu
This guy gets it. When they dropped the double decker I felt betrayed and violated. On the other hand, swapping the "beef" for black beans makes it tastier, (debatably) healthier, also makes the farts more voluminous but less putrid.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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The town I'm from is a little fuckhole in the middle of nowhere but for some reason we have every fast food place except for Taco Bell and Arby's. The two best ones. I shamelessly fucking love Taco Bell. It's like dog food for people. Any time I drive by a Taco Bell I'm like "You know what? I could use a chicken quesadilla and a burrito supreme right now."
 

Harry's Enticer

WOULD
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The nearest one is about 40 mins away, not counting time to find parking and walk there. I work from home and most of my friends and family live out in the villages, so I hardly ever go into the city.

I guess when I said I always wanted to try one, I actually meant that I don't give 2 fucks and only remembered they exist because of this thread, so call me a big liar.
It's hilarious in comparison, for an American driving 40 mins to get something to eat isn't that big of a deal
 
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Im assuming you use the app? Thats another thing that made me stop buying fast food was they all want your data to sell just so you can save a couple bucks or get the "deals" otherwise you get raped at the window. I dont want a bunch of fast food apps on my phone. They can keep it. I needed a reason to stop eating fast food as often as I was. The only time Ill get fast food now is on a road trip or something like that.
Where we at with drive-thru asking if you are using the mobile app as their opener? No you stupid bitch I'm using the drive-thru :lwjxnwp:
 

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
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I'd love to go to Mexico and try authentic food, but I'm scared that I would end up starring in the next Funky Town video.
just buy all the ingredients yourself, take a shit without wiping your hands, and pour the 2 ingredients onto the 3rd ingredient however you want. Add vegetables as desired
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️subscribe to the bon-fire, crackle crackle❤️
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The one by me has nothing but stinky Hatians working there. Dave Thomas' legacy deserves better.
Believe it or not but the real Wendy was actually a fat slob. I like Taco Bell but I wish the fire sauce was hotter because it tastes really good. Diablo tastes like batteries.
 
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