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CQ Beans

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I'm not gay or anything, but ever see pictures of Stalin when he was young. He looked like a hot emo guy.
I have actually. My favorite periods of history were the US Revolution/ Industrial Revolution and pre war WW2.

It was the mustache, I guess. You think he was taking from the… y’know from Trotsky? I mean the ass as in anal sex.
 

Turk February

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I have actually. My favorite periods of history were the US Revolution/ Industrial Revolution and pre war WW2.

It was the mustache, I guess. You think he was taking from the… y’know from Trotsky? I mean the ass as in anal sex.
Probably in the mouth and hands only. It was a more conservative time in Russia.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …

My penis and myself know that what counts in this war is not the loads we fire, the noise of our bust, nor the smoke we have after. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….

My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….

Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but nice fawkin peace.
 

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This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …

My penis and myself know that what counts in this war is not the loads we fire, the noise of our bust, nor the smoke we have after. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….

My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….

Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but nice fawkin peace.
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
 

Turk February

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there's definitely a difference in the cock

One looks quite good & hangs surprisingly well on a skinny fella... the other is Boq's

(sorry, obvious joke. I've not seen any cock)
To a queer like me it doesn't matter. I take cock like other men take burgers. Yeah. Sometimes they smell weird and taste bad. I don't care. I just love cock.
 
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