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WWAWD so many American cops being fat slobs?
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As long as you're not a felon, there are really no prerequisites to join the force. it's not the s.s.
(((they))) make it as easy as possible to be a mouth breathing goon with a costume and a gun to enforce their (((laws)).
Until 2020 when he turned 40, Rick could have literally strolled into the MPD and been a cop in a year. think about that. piggie the pig.
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(((they))) make it as easy as possible to be a mouth breathing goon with a costume and a gun to enforce their (((laws)).
Until 2020 when he turned 40, Rick could have literally strolled into the MPD and been a cop in a year. think about that. piggie the pig.
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I prefer that guy over the ones with tattoos and an appetite for steroids.
And I prefer those over lady cops of any description.
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Around here they're mostly roided out pieces of shit who will literally try to pick fist fights with whoever they're dealing with or tiny hot chicks who have no business being cops. I don't know if I've ever seen a fat cop in person.
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16:57 minutes for 1.5 miles (2.4km), lmfao. Pathetic, but I bet half marathon runner Patrick would have no prob doing that!
Shit, even Joseph Cumia could make the entry cutoff time of 20:20 with those bow legs of his.
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You can get rejected from some forces for scoring too high on an iq test. Not a joke.
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I grew up in a village that literally had a policeman on a bike like something out of the 1950s. He had to ride back to the station occasionally so he must have easily been doing 10+ miles a shift.
He was still fat.
He was still fat.
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You don't need to be big and tough to unload a magazine into someone's dog.
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BEEN TELLIN Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!
YOU FINNA [SIZE=15px]LEAVE! NEVER TO RETURN, YA HEARD![/SIZE]
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Firemen are just as fat, and there's too many women, funster.
The run time is fine, but the pushups and situps is a joke, potatoster.
Where my niggas pullupsters at?
The run time is fine, but the pushups and situps is a joke, potatoster.
Where my niggas pullupsters at?
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Because in the US there's no federal control or guidelines about policing. So, it's a race to the bottom.
Also, everyone in US is fat and the culture sucks.
European people look at horror at the US police. Here, you need a spotless record, good high school grades, fitness and psychological tests, at least 3 years of pig school and then they NEVER let you work alone. Always in pairs.
In US police videos, things almost always start to go wrong because the cop 1) doesn't know how to slow things down 2) escalates 3) is alone 4) loses control of the situation. Not suited for the job in the first place, bad training, violent shit culture. Everyone is fat, paranoid and armed to the teeth.
In the UK, I believe the police have shot to death less than 50 people since the year 2000. In many countries, they know the exact number of rounds shot by the police (or even number of times they unholster their weapon). In the US, there's no reliable statistics about how many people the police shoot to death, but it is believed to be more than a 1 000 per year.