WWAWD seasonal road sodas

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I've never had a flavored beer that didn't taste fucked. Someone gave me some chocolate IPA one time and it was like spit-it-out level bad.

In San Francisco I tried an “ashtray stout” out of curiosity and it was so god damn disgusting that it ruined my day. I was having ashy burps.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In San Francisco I tried an “ashtray stout” out of curiosity and it was so god damn disgusting that it ruined my day. I was having ashy burps.

A few years ago this crazy old broad I was working for was giving me beer all day and at one point I absent-mindedly put my cigarette out in one I had going. She kept being like "You better fucking drink that" and then "I bet you won't drink it" so I chugged it and spit the cigarette butt out. Everyone was horrified but her. She was like "Fuck yeah, dude." I had the worst taste in my mouth for the rest of the day and ever since, if I hold a cigarette in my mouth for too long when I'm drunk it'll make me gag until I throw up a lot of the time. It doesn't even have to be lit.

I also accidentally took a hearty slam of my own piss one time. It takes a second to even notice, but when you notice you really fucking notice.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I also accidentally took a hearty slam of my own piss one time.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I wanna try this one
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Hopefully my heart ends up like Nanas

That shit is really fucking good and I don’t like IPAs at all. Magic Hat is PFG though. They used to make this summer beer called Elderbetty that was so good. Haven’t seen it in a while but I haven’t looked for it.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

That shit is really fucking good and I don’t like IPAs at all. Magic Hat is PFG though. They used to make this summer beer called Elderbetty that was so good. Haven’t seen it in a while but I haven’t looked for it.

Bro I'm about to finish off the 4th of the 4 pack. This shit was $16 FOR FOUR BEERS.
Is it good? Ehh, it has a lot cinnamon taste to me. It's not worth the price of admission to me, Shipyard is cheaper.
Magic Hat #9 is a summer staple for me.
Say "me" again, stupid

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bro I'm about to finish off the 4th of the 4 pack. This shit was $16 FOR FOUR BEERS.
Is it good? Ehh, it has a lot cinnamon taste to me. It's not worth the price of admission to me, Shipyard is cheaper.
Magic Hat #9 is a summer staple for me.
Say "me" again, stupid

Like I said I almost never drink IPAs but I do like that one. I’ve only ever had it in bars so I wasn’t paying attention to the price. I probably wouldn’t buy a 4 pack for $16 haha. #9 fawkin rules too.

 

[PogromStallone]

I also accidentally took a hearty slam of my own piss one time.

 

[Niggerotchi]

A few years ago this crazy old broad I was working for was giving me beer all day and at one point I absent-mindedly put my cigarette out in one I had going. She kept being like "You better fucking drink that" and then "I bet you won't drink it" so I chugged it and spit the cigarette butt out. Everyone was horrified but her. She was like "Fuck yeah, dude." I had the worst taste in my mouth for the rest of the day and ever since, if I hold a cigarette in my mouth for too long when I'm drunk it'll make me gag until I throw up a lot of the time. It doesn't even have to be lit.

I also accidentally took a hearty slam of my own piss one time. It takes a second to even notice, but when you notice you really fucking notice.

Bro...you just re-activated my memory of this one time I put like 5 darts into a pop can, grabbing that can later, nailing it back and throwing up all over my apartment.

Cigs in Pepsi brings out some real fucky flavor profiles

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I also accidentally took a hearty slam of my own piss one time. It takes a second to even notice, but when you notice you really fucking notice.

I was once looking for a chaser in my parents fridge and pulled out one of those Bai strawberry lemonades. Turned out to be one of my brother's piss bottles that somehow made it into the fridge. My mom started yelling at me because there was puke in the kitchen sink the next morning, and I angrily started shoving the bottle in her face screaming about there being a bottle of piss in her fridge and she was doubled over laughing uncontrollably for several minutes. She told everyone about it.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

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But was it 5.5% or 6.0%? That makes all the difference for a manly drinker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was once looking for a chaser in my parents fridge and pulled out one of those Bai strawberry lemonades. Turned out to be one of my brother's piss bottles that somehow made it into the fridge. My mom started yelling at me because there was puke in the kitchen sink the next morning, and I angrily started shoving the bottle in her face screaming about there being a bottle of piss in her fridge and she was doubled over laughing uncontrollably for several minutes. She told everyone about it.

Your mom going from angry to hysterical laughter is fucking hilarious. Your brother's an evil bastard.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Your mom going from angry to hysterical laughter is fucking hilarious. Your brother's an evil bastard.

If I ever kill him that shit is at the top of the list of reasons why.

 

[StlakerFatti]

if you add anything to beer besides water, hops and malt, you might as well take hormones and transition to another gender alongside your children

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Voodoo ranger has an odd aftertaste I don't care for.
These are my go to beers bitter but tasty, sometimes they do an okay seasonal one every 5 years they bring back a pretty good chocolate beer, I hate their names and branding but I love the flavor.