It's different when people are operating 3-ton SUVs and being retarded. It's not like people being rude at the grocery store or a shopping mall, when their fat bodies provide padding if they get in your way.
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WWAWD Road Rage?
- Thread starter Turry
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When I was in my early 20s my buddy called me and told me some guy was chasing him cuz my buddy got over in front of him. I had my buddy come to my house and pull past my drive way. The dude pulled right up to him when he parked, but I was waiting and pulled my car out behind him, trapping him. I ran up on his driver door and tried to get him out of the car, but he just threw his hands up scared. After a minute of calling him a faggot, I told my buddy to pull up and let him out and he drive off. Cool story, huh?
Today I was driving home from work in a company car and this piece of shit ran a red light in front of me. People always run this red for some reason and today I’d just had a long day so I blast him with high beams and spotlights. He stops at the next lights and rolls his window down and he’s got his ~16 year old son in the car with him, asks me what my problem is. I ask him if he wants to run any more red lights and he immediately starts claiming it was yellow before transitioning into telling me to mind my own business and threatening to call the company I work for. As soon as he started with that I knew that he knew he ran the red and that he wasn’t worth talking to so I said “go suck a cock ya fucking faggot” and drove off. Normally I don’t road rage I just bide my time and slash their tires but I just needed to yell at someone.
I was leaving a parking lot half an hour ago and this dumb Asian bitch comes flying in from the wrong direction and comes right over into the left hand side of the lane. Had to slam the brakes on and a bunch of shit in the back of the van tipped over. Typical day on the Vancouver roads.
Nobody around here follows stop or yield signs. They do the slow down and roll through the stops and speed up for yield signs. Also I get cut off all day by people pulling out in front of me who want to go 10mph slower than I was going. I like to get in front of whoever is pissing me off and spray their car with my windshield washer fluid. Makes me feel like I won.
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It's impotent and retarded. Even though bad drivers deserve the gas chamber, always have to remember that they're low IQ and impulsive, so they're often willing to escalate the situation. Even if you could get the best of them in a confrontation, not worth the legal headaches that could result from it.
Around here it's women, and old men in F250s
My cousin and I used to play a game while seeing shit drivers. Old, brown or female.
Driving pissed off is really stupid, too. I'm way worse at driving when I'm mad then when I'm tired or on the phone or had a few fawkin road sodas. All my defensive driving skills go out the window and I start acting like all the drivers who I shake my head at.
I'm much happier to just watch everyone and do my best to predict their stupidity so I'm not surprised. A lot of times I'll see a car with a fucked up bumper wizz by and then they change lanes with like half a car's length between them and the car behind and I think "Haven't learned your fucking lesson yet, huh?"
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