WWAWD Road Rage?

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I don't get it. Are you surprised that people on the road are a bunch of stupid assholes? Does chimping out on your steering wheel help baby feel better? Nice emotional regulation stupits.

 

[Africa.com]

Sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade

I'll admit that I get a little irritated sometimes (Me! TERRY! IMAGINE!) but it never rises above a little snarky play-by-play.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Any time anyone slows to almost a complete stop to make a turn, I flip the fuck out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOOOOOIIIIING????"

 

[Child..]

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOOOOOIIIIING????"

Do you do the "it's a woman" self-bet?

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Life’s too short to get angry at everything.

Life’s also too short to be stuck on the highway behind people who drive below the speed limit in the left lane.

It’s a tough one man.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Do you do the "it's a woman" self-bet?

Around here the top choices are

• Woman
• Brown
• Yellow

Any time anyone slows to almost a complete stop to make a turn, I flip the fuck out.

Not everyone can do a 90 degree turn at 40 K, buddy. I had to drop it down to 30 because the family was complaining. I guess the tick of the turn signal isn't enough of a warning to hold on to your asses

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you do the "it's a woman" self-bet?

I do. Even more often than that I'll assume anyone driving like an idiot is old as fuck, and they usually are.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

My new guess the gender/ethnicity thing is anyone driving slowly down the highway who is also braking randomly for no reason. N-person 100% of the time.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

*edited, I was turing right, not left*

About twelve years ago the light was red, I was trying to turn right, in the turning lane and some tweaker faggot asshole pulled out of the gas station parking lot trying to get in the middle lane and completely blocked the turn lane just sitting there at the red light, making it so I couldn't turn. This ENRAGED me. When the light turned green he got in the straight lane and I sped up next to him to turn right and chucked a handful of change at his passenger side window, which had to have sounded crazy. Well, he still had enough time to turn right and got behind me and a car chase all throughout the neighborhood ensued. He chased me, got next to me, got in front of me, was screaming, etc. He chased me all over the place and eventually he got in front of me and turned sideways. He got out of his shitty tweaker mobile and started heading towards me screaming like a lunatic. I threw it in reverse and drove backwards quite fast out of that street and turned left and went and drove all random for awhile before going home, hoping he wouldn't go driving around looking for my car. If he did look, he never found me. Me: 1, tweaker faggot: 0.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade

If you say spade 3 times in front of a mirror this lisping dummy appears


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[Professor Rape]

I get angry, and stay angry, with my driving playlist.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I get angry, and stay angry, with my driving playlist.

You don't road rage Dougster. You just fucking brooooooood about being cut off by an interracial couple and feel awkward about it like you did something wrong


and that's normal

 

[Professor Rape]

You don't road rage Dougster. You just fucking brooooooood about being cut off by an interracial couple and feel awkward about it like you did something wrong


and that's normal

Ill answer seriously. U know how when u swear when u burn urself or something coz it scientifically helps with the pain?

Thats why i swear like anthony cumia playing call of duty when driving.

If someone is driving too slow in front of me, it annoys me more if i dont yell out "your mothers cunt!" And spit on the floor

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Ill answer seriously. U know how when u swear when u burn urself or something coz it scientifically helps with the pain?

Thats why i swear like anthony cumia playing call of duty when driving.

If someone is driving too slow in front of me, it annoys me more if i dont yell out "your mothers cunt!" And spit on the floor

Nigger

 

[Professor Rape]

Nigger

Baby child

 

[Jenna]

Anyone that's ever made me road rage I've forgotten in 10 seconds.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Better out than in. It's cathartic, I pop off a quick "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!?! HEIDI HILDEMAN'S ROTTEN CUNT!" and then I feel relieved. The dumbass in front of me isn't going to improve their driving, but they can't hear me and I get to release some tension.
I also get the other end of it from time to time, and that's fine. Yesterday I took an open spot in a line of cars leaving a parking lot and got a horn blast behind me for my trouble. Expected it to be an older Latino gentleman, but it was a youngish black woman and she looked very upset. Either that or she was having a spirited conversation over her speakerphone.