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WWAW with that? I think they rock. I've never seen a retard and not ended up grinning ear to ear but I'd be interested to know how what you guys think.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I like you guys.
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Theyve made me laugh more than any comedian.
When I worked retail, a retard helped his dad carry someyhing to the counter, but the "on sale" display poster was still attached to it. Funnier to see irl than me typing it.
Id love to have a pet retard.
When I worked retail, a retard helped his dad carry someyhing to the counter, but the "on sale" display poster was still attached to it. Funnier to see irl than me typing it.
Id love to have a pet retard.
The prevailing opinion on the subject from HR's perspective is that @chocolatehellhole is a stand up guy in spite of the drooling and biting he should be treated the same as anyone else.
As a group, and especially in a group, not PFG. Individually, I tend to enjoy them. On the other hand, I resent that my tax dollars are wasted on "educating" them, they should be beasts of the field if their families can't keep them in the attic.
They're always happy, they have that going for em. The retard downsy super model posted here makes me wonder if she can use that retard strength and tug my pecka off with one tug
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I wish i was retarded. This clown world would be way less depressing if i was.
When I was in grade school, there was a borderline retard named George in my class. This was like fourth or fifth grade, and George was on a pre-kindergarten level. Anyway, if you asked him to hold his breath until he almost passed out, he would, the he'd fall over, hit the floor, and start laughing hysterically. Good egg, that George.
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You say this as if your tax dollars aren't wasted "educating" almost every child. School is just daycare with brainwashing - for every diamond in the rough genius there's a hundred who had good parents who made them read a book every day.
No, I say that as if I was most annoyed that my tax dollars that are wasted in education are most wasted on retards. As you can tell by that last sentence, I didn't graduate top of my SpEd class, so I know from where I speak.
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She's wringin my fuckin pecka!!
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I heard they dont actually have retard strength per se... they just dont process pain so can punch a concrete wall until it breaks and wont notice their hand shattering.
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Well sure, but you have to really convince them that there's jellybeans behind that wall.
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Or pennies
Some are cool, some are gross
Agreed. I saw this video of this good natured black tard (more retarded than most negros) who worked at a grocery store and some niglets were fucking with him and one punched him in the face. Made me wish the tard had just powerbombed him onto a fire hydrant. and the guy just had this look like "why would he do this to me", not even as hurt as upset. Took the punch like a champ though, good chin on Riddick Slow.
Worked at Walmart one summer in the lawn and garden department and part of the job was loading shit up for people. There was this guy working their who the most stereotypical retarded guy. Big dude looks like a regular adult but mentally he was about 10, and reminded me of Brian posehn. He was a cart pusher but he was helping us load up some paving stones for this lady in probably her 50s and after he loads the last ones he just turned and high fives her and walked off. Her confused look was priceless
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To balance out the mean stuff I said before, here's a fella who knows how to have a good time:
Party Tard Party Hard
Party Tard Party Hard
Most downsy people are pretty cool outside of the pants shitters. They’re retarded, but full of happiness and love of others. One of the hardest laughs that I ever had was from a down’s syndrome guy working cart duty at a supermarket. Every time a woman walked past he loudly talked about wanting to fuck her. The guy ruled.
I have a fear of having a retarded kid. That would suck