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wwawd promising a "chick" you'll shoot a load on her face tomorrow

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I've only done it a few times. It's probably just because I'm a romantic faggot at heart but it always felt disrespectful seconds afterwards, when they can't open the one eye that has a rope over it and the inevitable trip to the bathroom to clean their face.

Once in college I did it to this prim and proper Home Counties girl (not sure what the American equivalent would be - WASPy girl from an affluent rural area, the type that likes horse riding and tennis.) She asked for it and it felt like ages before I managed to pop one off, with her dumb face with its eyes closed and mouth open. My inner creep said (in my head) "if only your dad could see you now" and that was enough to paint her face (this was back in the days when I could actually shoot a load, rather than dribble one out.)

I don’t know if she'd done it before because you could tell she didn't like it and felt degraded. It probably didn't help that I laughed out loud as she tried to wipe some away from the corner of her mouth with a slight grimace on her face. I didn't see much of her after that.
 
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guest said:
I've only done it a few times. It's probably just because I'm a romantic faggot at heart but it always felt disrespectful seconds afterwards, when they can't open the one eye that has a rope over it and the inevitable trip to the bathroom to clean their face.

Once in college I did it to this prim and proper Home Counties girl (not sure what the American equivalent would be - WASPy girl from an affluent rural area, the type that likes horse riding and tennis.) She asked for it and it felt like ages before I managed to pop one off, with her dumb face with its eyes closed and mouth open. My inner creep said (in my head) "if only your dad could see you now" and that was enough to paint her face (this was back in the days when I could actually shoot a load, rather than dribble one out.)

I don’t know if she'd done it before because you could tell she didn't like it and felt degraded. It probably didn't help that I laughed out loud as she tried to wipe some away from the corner of her mouth with a slight grimace on her face. I didn't see much of her after that.
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Same, I’ve only done it a few times and had that guilty feeling afterwards. At the time it was great because it was so taboo, but now I much prefer to shoot one on my girl’s stomach / ass / back
 
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there's a bunch of supplements you can get that can help you nut ropes. One of my amateur wrestling friends is a porn star and he swears by this:


  • L-Arginine, 1000mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg - increased erection firmness, and orgasm intensity.
  • Zinc, 50mg , Taken 1 time daily = 50mg - cum increase.
  • Pygeum, 100mg , Taken 2 times daily = 200mg - increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum.
  • Lecithin, 1200mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg - increase in orgasm intensity.
Taken for about 5-10 days to see results.

Also, obviously drink lots of water. Like fuck tons. I would regularly shoot like 10-12 ropes of cum, which doubled the amount of time I spent ejaculating during orgasm which felt amazing.
 
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Jizz said:
there's a bunch of supplements you can get that can help you nut ropes. One of my amateur wrestling friends is a porn star and he swears by this:


  • L-Arginine, 1000mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg - increased erection firmness, and orgasm intensity.
  • Zinc, 50mg , Taken 1 time daily = 50mg - cum increase.
  • Pygeum, 100mg , Taken 2 times daily = 200mg - increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum.
  • Lecithin, 1200mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg - increase in orgasm intensity.
Taken for about 5-10 days to see results.

Also, obviously drink lots of water. Like fuck tons. I would regularly shoot like 10-12 ropes of cum, which doubled the amount of time I spent ejaculating during orgasm which felt amazing.
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Name checks out
 
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Jizz said:
there's a bunch of supplements you can get that can help you nut ropes. One of my amateur wrestling friends is a porn star and he swears by this:


  • L-Arginine, 1000mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg - increased erection firmness, and orgasm intensity.
  • Zinc, 50mg , Taken 1 time daily = 50mg - cum increase.
  • Pygeum, 100mg , Taken 2 times daily = 200mg - increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum.
  • Lecithin, 1200mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg - increase in orgasm intensity.
Taken for about 5-10 days to see results.

Also, obviously drink lots of water. Like fuck tons. I would regularly shoot like 10-12 ropes of cum, which doubled the amount of time I spent ejaculating during orgasm which felt amazing.
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Nice cum fanatic username, stupid.
 
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I never promised. She got it.

I pulled out at the usual right time. To add to the stomach load history. She went to swallow. And I busted on her face. A good, respected load I would like to say.

I don't see that happening anymore.
 
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Jizz said:
there's a bunch of supplements you can get that can help you nut ropes. One of my amateur wrestling friends is a porn star and he swears by this:


  • L-Arginine, 1000mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg - increased erection firmness, and orgasm intensity.
  • Zinc, 50mg , Taken 1 time daily = 50mg - cum increase.
  • Pygeum, 100mg , Taken 2 times daily = 200mg - increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum.
  • Lecithin, 1200mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg - increase in orgasm intensity.
Taken for about 5-10 days to see results.

Also, obviously drink lots of water. Like fuck tons. I would regularly shoot like 10-12 ropes of cum, which doubled the amount of time I spent ejaculating during orgasm which felt amazing.
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You grease up and wrestle half naked with another man who takes a GNC worth of vitamins to ejaculate big loads?
 
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Why is "chick" in quotes?

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I've only done it a few times. It's probably just because I'm a romantic faggot at heart but it always felt disrespectful seconds afterwards, when they can't open the one eye that has a rope over it and the inevitable trip to the bathroom to clean their face.

Once in college I did it to this prim and proper Home Counties girl (not sure what the American equivalent would be - WASPy girl from an affluent rural area, the type that likes horse riding and tennis.) She asked for it and it felt like ages before I managed to pop one off, with her dumb face with its eyes closed and mouth open. My inner creep said (in my head) "if only your dad could see you now" and that was enough to paint her face (this was back in the days when I could actually shoot a load, rather than dribble one out.)

I don’t know if she'd done it before because you could tell she didn't like it and felt degraded. It probably didn't help that I laughed out loud as she tried to wipe some away from the corner of her mouth with a slight grimace on her face. I didn't see much of her after that.
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Holy shit! Our resident narcissist admitted to something unflattering!

Well done, Mr. McGowan! Well done!
 
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