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and not being able to jerk off before then so you get a good sized load?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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At my age it's like a mouse sneezing. I need a week of no pron, blueberries and zinc supplements to russle up anything half decent.
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how old is that, anthony?
Really old. That nigga shooting dust
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24 hours is ample time to build up a solid load, IMO.
Drink a shit ton of black coffee and eat a pound of asparagus for a day or two before
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I've only done it a few times. It's probably just because I'm a romantic faggot at heart but it always felt disrespectful seconds afterwards, when they can't open the one eye that has a rope over it and the inevitable trip to the bathroom to clean their face.
Once in college I did it to this prim and proper Home Counties girl (not sure what the American equivalent would be - WASPy girl from an affluent rural area, the type that likes horse riding and tennis.) She asked for it and it felt like ages before I managed to pop one off, with her dumb face with its eyes closed and mouth open. My inner creep said (in my head) "if only your dad could see you now" and that was enough to paint her face (this was back in the days when I could actually shoot a load, rather than dribble one out.)
I don’t know if she'd done it before because you could tell she didn't like it and felt degraded. It probably didn't help that I laughed out loud as she tried to wipe some away from the corner of her mouth with a slight grimace on her face. I didn't see much of her after that.
Once in college I did it to this prim and proper Home Counties girl (not sure what the American equivalent would be - WASPy girl from an affluent rural area, the type that likes horse riding and tennis.) She asked for it and it felt like ages before I managed to pop one off, with her dumb face with its eyes closed and mouth open. My inner creep said (in my head) "if only your dad could see you now" and that was enough to paint her face (this was back in the days when I could actually shoot a load, rather than dribble one out.)
I don’t know if she'd done it before because you could tell she didn't like it and felt degraded. It probably didn't help that I laughed out loud as she tried to wipe some away from the corner of her mouth with a slight grimace on her face. I didn't see much of her after that.
Same, I’ve only done it a few times and had that guilty feeling afterwards. At the time it was great because it was so taboo, but now I much prefer to shoot one on my girl’s stomach / ass / back
there's a bunch of supplements you can get that can help you nut ropes. One of my amateur wrestling friends is a porn star and he swears by this:
Also, obviously drink lots of water. Like fuck tons. I would regularly shoot like 10-12 ropes of cum, which doubled the amount of time I spent ejaculating during orgasm which felt amazing.
- L-Arginine, 1000mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg - increased erection firmness, and orgasm intensity.
- Zinc, 50mg , Taken 1 time daily = 50mg - cum increase.
- Pygeum, 100mg , Taken 2 times daily = 200mg - increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum.
- Lecithin, 1200mg , Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg - increase in orgasm intensity.
Also, obviously drink lots of water. Like fuck tons. I would regularly shoot like 10-12 ropes of cum, which doubled the amount of time I spent ejaculating during orgasm which felt amazing.
Name checks out
Nice cum fanatic username, stupid.
Clean up your diet and lift a few weights. Muscle = testosterone = loads.
You grease up and wrestle half naked with another man who takes a GNC worth of vitamins to ejaculate big loads?
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It’s a conundrum, says I.
Why is "chick" in quotes?
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Oh they're loads alright and I'm in good shape and eat rich. I'm almost 40 is the problem. I say problem, I really don't care
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Holy shit! Our resident narcissist admitted to something unflattering!
Well done, Mr. McGowan! Well done!
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That's funny, I don't notice you at all.
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Ya give a guy a compliment and this is how he repays you...