WWAWD pissing?

[Dog Eater]

We're the boys lying when they said they could piss for over a minute?

Even when I have to go real real bad it's only ever 45 or 50 seconds

I once went for at least a minute. It was ridiculous.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Wwaw all cosy in bed during winter and having to pee

That's me right now

 

[BUBBLER]

That's me right now

Get a job you bum!

 

[Dennyislife]

We're the boys lying when they said they could piss for over a minute?

Even when I have to go real real bad it's only ever 45 or 50 seconds

yesterday I did a two minute piss

 

[Hoolies]

yesterday I did a two minute piss

That's just too much of a piss, the meds after I fucked up my neck made me feel like I'm standing there wringing it out a sponge. Not PFG.

 

[Petworth dude]

I pissed myself while waiting tables post-college because I was too busy to use the baffroom.

 

[bantadant]

I was on my way to a ballgame, and I was stuck in traffic on the gay Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, which is an abomination of a highway. It wasn't moving at all for ten, fifteen minutes. And suddenly I had to take a piss, an urgent, gut-busting piss. So I threw it in park, jumped out, ran to the side of the road, ambled over the guardrail, and whipped it out on a little hill overlooking some godforsaken neighborhood in Brooklyn, over by where all those freaky Jew weirdos live. And I let it rip. People started honking, then a bunch of other guys jumped out of their cars, and started pissing too. I kind of felt like a hero that day. Possibly the most satisfying piss I've ever taken.

Oh, you mean the CHOP CHEE Expressway?

What's the deal with people acting like stopping a piss midstream is impossible to do? I do that shit like every time I piss

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Oh, you mean the CHOP CHEE Expressway?

What's the deal with people acting like stopping a piss midstream is impossible to do? I do that shit like every time I piss

Sometimes you gotta cut one off when you're pissing in public and you start hearing footsteps

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I remember an old saying about urination.
It went something like, “Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put pee pee in your coke”.

 

[JamieConway]

Last night i woke up and was so fucking out of it i missed the bowl completely and pissed on the rim which splashed all over my shorts. It took me way too long to wake up and notice I was covered in piss. That's never happened to me before, so there ya go,

 

[DMAN]

I used to get pee shy at public urinals but I cured it by imagining I was pissing in the mouth of a whore I knew.

Whenever I'm taking a much needed piss in a toilet (not urinal, since I can't see) I do imagine pissing on the severed heads of people I hate.