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They have paper straws? What the fuck is that gay shit? How can a straw be made out of paper?
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It’s more like cardboard. Its the law in a lot of places now because of a dumb turtle.They have paper straws? What the fuck is that gay shit? How can a straw be made out of paper?
TYFYS.Just pick up a bag of plastic straws for $2 and throw them out the window when you are done with them. Preferably in the ocean.
I might hate paper straws more than I hate Patrick S. Tomlinson.
Of fucking course.
It’s more like cardboard. Its the law in a lot of places now because of a dumb turtle.
That's the last straw!They have paper straws? What the fuck is that gay shit? How can a straw be made out of paper?
Is there any lie he doesn't eat out of a trough?
I believe it started with the iPhone 12’s but Apple makes you buy the charger (or at least did) separately and they claimed it was an environmental decision so they could fit more phones on each pallet. On some level you have to respect it.The city I live in is all in with these sorts of eco-initiatives but it immediately morphed into passing costs that used to be built into the pricing off on the consumer under the guise of “going green”. Cup fees, bag fees — basically we’re expected to subsidize the cost of materials and just trust the businesses are using the surplus for environmental causes.
Last night I had a sushi place hit me with a dollar surcharge on my take out order as a “box recycle fee”. I read about restaurant closures with glee, now.
Environmental decision meanwhile chunks are killing themselves as factories mass produce the iphone. Kikery all around.I believe it started with the iPhone 12’s but Apple makes you buy the charger (or at least did) separately and they claimed it was an environmental decision so they could fit more phones on each pallet. On some level you have to respect it.
That one doesn’t bother me because by now absolutely everyone has a dozen of those things at their house already.I believe it started with the iPhone 12’s but Apple makes you buy the charger (or at least did) separately and they claimed it was an environmental decision so they could fit more phones on each pallet. On some level you have to respect it.
Nah- fuck this kikery. I'm on my 4th or 5th iphone for work so in theory i should have a shitload of chargers. What actually happens is half the time I use one I get the "accessory not supported" message.That one doesn’t bother me because by now absolutely everyone has a dozen of those things at their house already.
Yeah but I didn’t have the LIGHTNING charger and that cost me like $20. Now I only have one that works because it’s thicker. I’m just going to have some third party place fix the charging port. Literally just finished paying it off too.That one doesn’t bother me because by now absolutely everyone has a dozen of those things at their house already.
Did you also get the Razer COVID mask?This is gonna sound REALLY gay but I actually have a Razer gaming straw that they sent me when using a promo code every time I would buy a new mouse or keyboard. I had 2 of them and I gave 1 to this girl since I already had one but I already regret it. They have been sold out for a while and I can't buy another. It's cool because it telescopes and comes with a case and a cleaning tool. FAWK.
Felony gaming strawsThis is gonna sound REALLY gay but I actually have a Razer gaming straw that they sent me when using a promo code every time I would buy a new mouse or keyboard. I had 2 of them and I gave 1 to this girl since I already had one but I already regret it. They have been sold out for a while and I can't buy another. It's cool because it telescopes and comes with a case and a cleaning tool. FAWK.
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