WWAWD Panic Attacks

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Pretty accurate...niggers and jews are stressing me out

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know if it's panic attacks but I've had this weird shit happen to me a few times and only while I'm driving. I'll start breathing weird because it feels like I can't breathe any other way and then my hands and face go pins-and-needles and then numb. It's happened because I was running late for something and stressing about it (which has bugged the fuck out of me since I was a kid) and when I've recently found out people I know died and it just hits me out of nowhere.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think people now call having a panic attack just being nervous / anxious / worried about something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Panic attacks are for women. Real men have depression that manifests as self-harm and misdirected rage.

I tied a rope over a beam in the basement the other day. Made a slipknot, or a noose, which is the one that tightens as you pull the loop? Anyway, I got down on my knees, put my head through that loop, and leaned forward.

Let gravity take the wheel for about twelve, maybe thirteen, seconds. Didn't feel as bad as I thought. Sort of a peaceful grey feeling came over me (no homo). Might go a full hour or eight next time when the kids aren't home. A++ highly recommend.

I feel like that'd be good for my back.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I feel like that'd be good for my back.

It's worth a try.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Why don’t you just calm the fuck down, faggot?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Whatever you do avoid finding the cause of them and just continue to live a life of quiet desperation

 

[PickleRickle]

I used to get those when I was younger and was smoking weed instead of dealing with my problems. Was pretty goddamn gay, ruining by joints like that. I didnt roll those joints to feel like a worried pussy for an hour did I? no, I fucking didnt. So I got a better job and started smoking pot again.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Panic attacks are for women. Real men have depression that manifests as self-harm and misdirected rage.

I tied a rope over a beam in the basement the other day. Made a slipknot, or a noose, which is the one that tightens as you pull the loop? Anyway, I got down on my knees, put my head through that loop, and leaned forward.

Let gravity take the wheel for about twelve, maybe thirteen, seconds. Didn't feel as bad as I thought. Sort of a peaceful grey feeling came over me (no homo). Might go a full hour or eight next time when the kids aren't home. A++ highly recommend.

so you were jerking off?

 

[stillreal2medammit]

I think i just had one a couple days ago. Oh! Gabagool!

if this isn't a bit I'm missing out on... explain "think"?

 

[Nigger John]

I just saw my doctor today on this; thinks it’s PTSD

 

[Uncle Floyd]

so you were jerking off?

I started typing out a clever retort, but noticed my predictive text said "PATRIOT Act. " Now this phone is two days old and I've never looked up anything about the PATRIOT Act so I clicked on it and the rest of the text after went "and the Clinton Crime Bill of the US is not a monitored communication thread that is not a monitored communication thread and the girls are not in the same area where they are in the same area where they are in the same area..."

What the hell is that?! Is my phone bugged? Do the Feds have control of my phone? Are they monitoring my texts? Did they watch the video I shot of my journey into autoerotic asphyxiation?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I don't know if it's panic attacks but I've had this weird shit happen to me a few times and only while I'm driving. I'll start breathing weird because it feels like I can't breathe any other way and then my hands and face go pins-and-needles and then numb. It's happened because I was running late for something and stressing about it (which has bugged the fuck out of me since I was a kid) and when I've recently found out people I know died and it just hits me out of nowhere.

I hate to repeat myself but yet again you have a problem that was booze related for me. Just to clarify this is what would happen when I drive sober, especially at night. The cure is a stiff sip every hour or two.

 

[Mimi Beardsley]

I started typing out a clever retort, but noticed my predictive text said "PATRIOT Act. " Now this phone is two days old and I've never looked up anything about the PATRIOT Act so I clicked on it and the rest of the text after went "and the Clinton Crime Bill of the US is not a monitored communication thread that is not a monitored communication thread and the girls are not in the same area where they are in the same area where they are in the same area..."

What the hell is that?! Is my phone bugged? Do the Feds have control of my phone? Are they monitoring my texts? Did they watch the video I shot of my journey into autoerotic asphyxiation?

Sounds like something to have a panic attack over.

I’ve only had two in my life. Both after having a kid and taking on a shitload of responsibilities at work. Working two jobs basically. Only getting Sunday off (which is always spent getting shit done around the house because there is no time any other day to do it). Sleeping 4-6 hours a night max and waking up every hour on the hour in that span of time.

The first one I went to see my doctor about. The second one I was absolutely convinced I was having a heart attack. Went immediately to the emergency room where, when they figured out what it was, pumped me full of lorazapam and sent me home.

Since then I got a script and take it when necessary. Problem solved. Still work too much and get shit sleep but I get my container of coffee and make it to the job site.

 

[Africa.com]

I just saw my doctor today on this; thinks it’s PTSD

Pfft what you got pretty tiny small dick disorder or sumtin

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I started typing out a clever retort, but noticed my predictive text said "PATRIOT Act. " Now this phone is two days old and I've never looked up anything about the PATRIOT Act so I clicked on it and the rest of the text after went "and the Clinton Crime Bill of the US is not a monitored communication thread that is not a monitored communication thread and the girls are not in the same area where they are in the same area where they are in the same area..."

What the hell is that?! Is my phone bugged? Do the Feds have control of my phone? Are they monitoring my texts? Did they watch the video I shot of my journey into autoerotic asphyxiation?

The answer to all of these is yes. Fed faggot perverts are in your phone spying on you and if a nondescript person ever knocks on your door and knows your name you should start shooting.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

I just saw my doctor today on this; thinks it’s PTSD

I mean what did you experience that made you think it was one?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I got them for a few years after my father died 10 years ago. My mom died years prior to that so I think it was just a case of being forced to address all the issues I tried to bury with a high pressure job/career and YouTube clips from an old irreverent radio show.

I haven’t had one in at least 5 years because I’ve become disinterested in everything except golf and being a troll. I’m still hilarious

 

[Nigger John]

I mean what did you experience that made you think it was one?

Life . This world sucks

 

[Dog Eater]

RETARDS. On the rare occasion I feel anxious I stop what I’m working on and spend time figuring out exactly what I’m worried about and why. Then I find a way to resolve it. If there’s no path to resolving the problem I cut it out of my fucking life even if it costs me money or a relationship. I mean I could let it build up and ignore it until I have to go to hospital and take drugs but I prefer my method.