wwawd no sex drive

[Queefer Sutherland]

This is how Jim Norton felt before he discovered the wonders of PrEP.

 

[Dog Eater]

Eat dog. Retain semen. Repeat for 2 months and you’ll be right as rain.

 

[Dennyislife]

Your sex drive should naturally decrease as you age.

I don't want to be 80 and having to cum every day just to feel right.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I don't want to be 80 and having to cum every day just to feel right.

What about the other guy?

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Retain semen

 

[Treat Yourself]

i've still been jerking off out of habit, but for the past couple of months when i'm cumming, it doesn't feel good. Like I'll be cumming and mid-orgasm I'll be thinking "this is boring, what should I do after this?"

To second the other guy, just stop jerking off. It seems easy but after a few days you'll be recharged and start to feel that animalistic part of it again. Stop looking at porn too if that's a problem. Everyone who espouses about how porn is evil and an addiction is a fag but they have a point. I gave it up for lent and I have goddamn dreams about it and I wasn't even a compulsive or addicted watcher or anything, just a quick batch once a day or so.

 

[Guest]

I was here once too brotherman. It’s a sign of bigger problems in your life - fitness, hormones, diet, psychology.

 

[midwit]

For me what works (lol at me implying I have my shit together) is consciously reminding myself that everything else in life is shit if I don't do the basics. I have to be retard-level repetitive about this because it's a 180% from how my mind worked for most of my adult life. I did not need to think like this in my 20's.

I'm obsessed with trying to retire young and and so life was all just a money grab, obsessively researching investments/legal scams etc. and telling myself that spending an hour or two per day cooking, eating, thinking about intelligent food/exercise choices is for retards/people who think the JRE is deep. I had to prove to myself that unless I did exactly that, the rest of my goals are impossible because my body won't allow for serious adult work unless I'm living well.

I'm not the guy who can buy healthy groceries on Sunday and then cook it and eat it. I'm a picky fuck. I'll throw half of that shit away bc it sounded good on Sunday and looks like shit on Wednesday. I go to the store and/or farmers market almost daily. I have to.

TLDR; I wouldn't jump straight into TRT right away. I would try to fix what's bothering you in the back of your head. If you're able to make progress on whatever that is, taking care of your physical self will be intuitive, and require what will start to feel like trivial levels of "sacrifice."

Give living better an honest shot for 90 days, do before/after bloodwork and if nothing improves consider TRT and/or SSRI's.

 

[HH Brother]

i just see a woman's dumper as a shit maker. farts and shit come out of it. That isn't attractive to me.

i recently discovered when a woman farts, sometimes her fart goes into her pussy. not to mention all the discharge and blood and all sorts of gross shit that comes out of the cunt all day.

there's no sexual attraction to them anymore.

i've still been jerking off out of habit, but for the past couple of months when i'm cumming, it doesn't feel good. Like I'll be cumming and mid-orgasm I'll be thinking "this is boring, what should I do after this?"

i always thought women were stupid and annoying to talk to, but when you've got no sex drive it really becomes apparent.

i've started feeding the crows near my apartment.

Get your testosterone levels checked, funster. It's nothing to be ashamed of. There's tests you can even order to do it at home if you're embarrassed about going to the doctor.

Every funster here is going to start tapering off with age.

You might need to get on TRT

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I keep mine in a safety deposit box at the bank.

 

[johnnynoname]

when i was 15, I had no idea why Al Bundy wasn't all over Peg

now that i'm 45, I totally know why Al Bundy wasn't all over Peg


I literally have other things I'd rather do

I mean- I'm re-reading "Magneto Wars"........that shit is awesome

 

[johnnynoname]

I only Jerk off in the shower because I know it's an easier clean up

 

[Suetonius]

Sex is gross. Yeah man I really want to stick my fingers and mouth in a wet stinky hairy hole.

 

[johnnynoname]

Your sex drive should naturally decrease as you age.

I don't want to be 80 and having to cum every day just to feel right.

related: my T levels are "normal"

while some of us still have normal sex drives (if we're using T-levels as a metric), our "prone to be annoyed by another human" levels are skyrocketting


I don't know how you measure that metric


PS- eat shit

EDIT: the lady I'm currently dating will concur- we barely have "relations"....we're just sharing memes when we're at our jobs to pass time....THEY'RE FUNNY MEME THO

EDIT2; also, her cat rules....I love that little nigga

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think I’m in a similar situation - it’s not that I don’t have a sex drive but I’m single and 38 years old I just don’t feel like putting up with all the annoying shit that goes with dating now. I’ll meet a girl, talk for a bit but I don’t really feel any spark and get bored and move on.

I have a good job and live a comfortable life with my own place and I’m content with it. I try to eat right, work out often, and I’m in a good place career / life wise. Maybe it’s just from getting older but just the thought of dealing with the nonsense of dating I just go “that looks awful!” Maybe that’s because the women that are single around my age have issues which is why they are single at their age and all.

As I got older I finally understood Norm’s line in Dirty Work - “I go out with women I don’t even like”

Or I’m just a big faggot.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

in a wet stinky hairy hole.

don't describe yourself like that, we're not in jocktober

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In my last relationship, my pecker failed me a few times. I just couldn't keep a rod and it made me think something was wrong with me. I was attracted to the chick but she was black as night and had a giant ass which made her pussy kind of look exactly like a horse pussy looks to me. It's hard to explain. Anyways, new broad is hot as fuck and I have a goddamn near constant hard on when she's around. I have one of her shirts in the house and if I smell it I'll pop a boner.

 

[HH Brother]

I only Jerk off in the shower because I know it's an easier clean up

It's not water soluble, rascal.

Enjoy clogged pipes and anal cancer.

 

[johnnynoname]

i hate this thread

 

[StlakerFatti]

I've been retaining my semen for almost 4.5 hours now and it's already doing wonders for my libido.