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The fact he did all that shit with a pocket knife is nuts.
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It’s about the idea of “reasonable force”, not “take the beating”. If they punched him in the face and he punched them back and magically the situation stopped i don’t think it would be that bad. If the kids stabbed him in the arm with a knife and then he gutted them it’s still “reasonable”. But the idea that a boomer getting slapped around by some teens and he just starts shanking them is what a jury might look at as “excessive” which is exactly what they’re trying to accomplish.It’s funny how prosecutors do this shit where they say just because the kid was holding a beer he can hit Nicholai as much as he wants and if it didn’t leave marks it’s all okay. Just dirty
Guys rip each other open with sharpened toothbrushes in prison all the time. A pocket knife is practically a chainsaw compared to those.The fact he did all that shit with a pocket knife is nuts.
Human flesh is about as durable as cardboard. I know a guy who put a butter knife through his hand when he was drunk trying to make some toast. That's flesh, bone, cartilage and all that good stuff and he still managed to maim himself accidentallyThe fact he did all that shit with a pocket knife is nuts.
This is why if someone pulls a knife on you just run the fuck away or shoot them. Really dangerous shit.Human flesh is about as durable as cardboard. I know a guy who put a butter knife through his hand when he was drunk trying to make some toast. That's flesh, bone, cartilage and all that good stuff and he still managed to maim himself accidentally
This is why if someone pulls a knife on you just run the fuck away or shoot them. Really dangerous shit.
Real tawk. They are somehow able to sleep at night knowing they have utterly and completely destroyed entire families and left children with no parents over technicalities in the law, gray area cases, and shit where the "perp" did exactly what 99% of people would have done in their shoes. Of course if one of their friends, family, or coworkers gets hemmed up, they're given special treatment. I have no respect whatsoever for prosecutors. Fuck em.Prosecutors are the scum of da eart
Where there's a will, there's a way.The fact he did all that shit with a pocket knife is nuts.
Oof that's gotta hurt!
oof, bruv got cheffed.
What’s the part with baby shark, something about it playing the entire time the one that died was receiving CPR?
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