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WWAWD Magic Cards

Mr. Fuck

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A few years back maybe even 10 years now I guess half the garage sales I went to had a binder of these or Pokémon’s and goddamit I was just there for some cheap tools. Got a snap on ratchet for a dollar and a bunch of garbage otherwise while I’d be laughing to the bank with these stupid cards now
Chances are, there wasn't shit in those albums. Trading cards are like that, we've all heard the stories about someone finding out they have some million-dollar card in their collection, when in reality it was full of a bunch of common garbage and "rares" that top out at five bucks a pop. The most valuable cards tend to be unique promotional ones given to tournament or sweepstakes winners. Not even those really obscure Pokemon cards that were only sold in Japanese vending machines a quarter of a century ago are worth much more than a full tank of gas.
 
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I'm possibly an even bigger faggot.

In the 90s, I played some D&D, but I insisted only on using the miniatures. I then went on to play West End Games' Star Wars - but again, with miniatures.

I started collecting other games' source books for like Car Wars, and the miniatures for the Army of Darkness game, but never played them.

When I owned my toy shop, I did indeed dabble with Warhammer.
 

Rick Roblinson

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Bruthaman, I'm sitting here making up hilarious cards and rules right now! This needs to be a side Owen post so we can all participate and have a side hussle of chuckles when you grow weary of endlessly scrolling "Fatrick," "off topic" and "comedy," etc.

It would absolutely be a real hoot! We could use the AI to generate all the cards so they are high end art like the other AI posts on here. Fuck, it would be easy peasy! We'd just need the best Owen minds to help out with the rules, spells, etc.
You still working on FAGGOT: The Gathering?
 

I WAS BLOCKED

YOU KNOW HOW TO BALL, I KNOW ARISTOTL.
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I used to play a lot as a kid and in my mid 20s. Cool shit, A+. I have since graduated to playing adult games. Hearthstone the Children's Wizard Digital Card Game. Yea, I'm gay. Whatever faggots.
 
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