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WWAWD loud eaters

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have you ever seen Josiah eat?

I have, and it still INFURIATES me. He may live in the third world but there's no reason to behave like one of them savages. Chew with your goddam mouth closed!

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Stent

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I hate people who talk with their mouths full of food more. If you spit any of that on me or my plate, I'll shank you (in Minecraft)
I like to walk into the cafeteria at work and say hello to someone just as they've taken a mouthful. Watching them try to chew it quickly as they nod and try to squeak out a reply brings me joy.
 
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If my phone vibrates more than once from multiple texts it sets me off. I have some fawkin issues.
Damn right. I fucking hate when people send me chopped up messages. Just send a wall of text if you have to. I don't like replying and then having another sentence appear that completely changes my reply. Sheesh, modern life! Right fellas?
 

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I always eat as quietly as possible. Where we at with loud eaters? People that moan, breath heavily, smack their lips, lick their fingers? I want to kick them in the head. Learn some fucking manners!
My dad eats like this. Love him dearly, but it makes me want to smash his skull in.
 
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