WWAWD Legend of Zelda movie announcement?

[Riccardo Bosi]

Ganondorf's a kike.

 

[Imager]

They should make it based on the original game and just have a kid walking around for 2 hours fighting monsters and never speaking. Zelda shows up for 5 minutes at the end.

Hey old man, why do you live in a fucking cave?

 

[Imager]

Ganondorf's a kike.

That's true.

Shoulda named him Ganonstein

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Anything after the NES game is basically for little girls. The movie is going to be for pedophiles.

 

[Meownaw]

Since this is the Zelda thread I'd like to say that to this day I resent anybody who had a Gamecube and got to play Soul Calibur II with Link while I was stuck with Gayhachi.

Heihachi is better than that faggot link and you know it.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It will be gay but I don’t think the japs bow to woke shit so I don’t expect and gender bender or race changing main characters.

 

[johnnynoname]

1. Zelda will not be White, but if she is, she'll be voiced by a non-White
2. Zelda will be a badass and Link wouldn't know how to even wipe his ass properly if not for Zelda
3. There will be faggotry of some sort.
4. High chance of bestiality, especially given the bestial marriage in Tears of the Kingdom

these bullet points were found on ToTheShockOfNoOne.com

 

[Imager]

these bullet points were found on ToTheShockOfNoOne.com

I tried looking and didn’t find them. Link?

 

[Sue Lightning]

It's live action. This will be a complete mess and an embarrassment.

I don’t know. Normally I would say yes but Nintendo has been on the ball with their IP’s. They’re not whores like Sony with Uncharted or Xbox with Halo. The only reason people still like Nintendo is the IP and they’re going to try to do it justice to protect their own asses.

It won’t be offensively bad, or one of those “how did this even get made?” movies, or a diverse woke shitshow, at WORST it will be a really light kids movie ala the Mario movie.

I guess a bigger question is what are they going to adapt? My only guess is Ocarina of Time considering thats the most iconic one and has a simple yet interesting story that could translate to a movie.

 

[Sue Lightning]

It will be gay but I don’t think the japs bow to woke shit so I don’t expect and gender bender or race changing main characters.

Insane opinion. Japan literally started the woke shit by having trannies in all of their animes and shit.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Ooooooooooooooooooooh goodie! Another movie based off a video game. I’m sure it wont be shit, like resident evil, silent hill, mario bros, custer’s revenge….

 

[Meownaw]

Ooooooooooooooooooooh goodie! Another movie based off a video game. I’m sure it wont be shit, like resident evil, silent hill, mario bros, custer’s revenge….

But all of those are shit!

 

[LiberalPussy]

Insane opinion. Japan literally started the woke shit by having trannies in all of their animes and shit.

They were typically either villains or comedy though. They aren’t (usually) normalizing this shit.

 

[bantadant]

I tried looking and didn’t find them. Link?

Yes, it is Link. Hope that helps

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Insane opinion. Japan literally started the woke shit by having trannies in all of their animes and shit.

Not to appease woke faggots though, just because they’re degenerates who like that shit.

They have respect for Zelda though, they won’t do that.