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Choking on a dick isn't the same thing, victor.Stay safe. My dad died from one when I was younger.
That's brutal.Stay safe. My dad died from one when I was younger.
The sugar in it is a motherfucker.Stop with the salt my nigga
@Josh Goodnaturedly ?Get you something like this:
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Pretty sure I had one, but as soon as I felt the pain, I ordered something like this off of Amazon and started taking it the next day. It really made it go away. I think I passed it because I felt a slight burning when I took a piss a day or two later, but no major pain or blood. Always good to have on hand.
Are you being serious?Stay safe. My dad died from one when I was younger.
That's an awful thing to say.Choking on a dick isn't the same thing, victor.
No. I just wanted to participate in the conversation.Are you being serious?
Reminds me of that one tragedy.No. I just wanted to participate in the conversation.
I've never heard a single person say "my kidney stone actually wasn't that bad" -- it's almost universally agreed upon as one of the worst pains you can endure. I'm always mildly dehydrated, so I guess I'll find out myself soon enough.
Wow.You're the last person I'd wish the pain of pushing a solid, jagged 4mm object through your urethra on.
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