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Nigga, how you doing on this shit?
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>literally dyingI’m also not eligible for a transplant due to refusing to take the Jew juice. So, I’m fucked no matter what.
Well, I’m still on it. I feel better, but I have to go three times a week for four hours. I just sit there connected to tubes and watch the tv with their shitty channels.Nigga, how you doing on this shit?
What you're too nice or sumtin tsscongenial disorder
Dialysis is an albatross I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, brothaman. God be with you no bs.Well, I’m still on it. I feel better, but I have to go three times a week for four hours. I just sit there connected to tubes and watch the tv with their shitty channels.
I also have to watch what I drink since my body retains too much fluuuuuuiiiiiiid.
I was diagnosed with Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder. Unfortunately, I wasn’t cured.What you're too nice or sumtin tss
I feel bad for your boyfriend. All joking aside thoughts and prayers.Shit sucks, it hurts to reach for things or so much as turn my head.
You ok, rapistwithHIV?If it makes you feel better, I stubbed my toe months ago.
To be fair, the pain is long since gone. The real shit now is I can’t drink too much fluuuuiiiiid anymore since I don’t produce much urine anymore. Plus, due to the tubes in my chest I can’t shower because they can’t get wet, lest I get a blood infection.I feel bad for your boyfriend. All joking aside thoughts and prayers.
That's some interesting shit.
Have you seen the fat retards that are vets now? We're not sending our best.
Coloreds and mudpersons galore?To be fair it's mostly single moms and gays that join now.
I was diagnosed with Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder. Unfortunately, I wasn’t cured.
*Cue worm wheezing performatively*
So what you gotta hooker it up with wipes?To be fair, the pain is long since gone. The real shit now is I can’t drink too much fluuuuiiiiid anymore since I don’t produce much urine anymore. Plus, due to the tubes in my chest I can’t shower because they can’t get wet, lest I get a blood infection.
What the fuck, you've got tubes sticking out of you like you're in the Matrix?To be fair, the pain is long since gone. The real shit now is I can’t drink too much fluuuuiiiiid anymore since I don’t produce much urine anymore. Plus, due to the tubes in my chest I can’t shower because they can’t get wet, lest I get a blood infection.
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