WWAWD interviewing job candidates?

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I have one coming in 45 minutes. I have no questions prepared, I'm just gonna fawkin wing it. Maybe see if they about O&A

 

[Africa.com]

I hated interviewing people so bad. In restaurant work the only question should be "will you actually show up to work"

 

[DMbA]

Ask him what's his zodiac sign

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ask him if he subscribes to Funny Mofos then tell him to leave if he says no.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I used to just shoot the shit with people to gauge what their personality was like. The only people I would hire were people with good work experience who I could count on to get shit done every day or people I wouldn't mind hanging out with for 8 hours a day.

 

[Guest]

You need to ask questions about specific shit and problems they’ve overcome, if they know what they’re taking about they get into the weeds on everything and are eager to share all the little details.

If they’re just faking it they can’t and it will be surface level business speak.

But tbh the times I’ve done it, I’ve been told specifically to hire the woman or Indian.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I hated interviewing people so bad. In restaurant work the only question should be "will you actually show up to work"

And hire them if the answer is "no".

 

[Africa.com]

And hire them if the answer is "no".

You have to hire them no matter the answer

 

[PogromStallone]

Ask them who they're going to vote for.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

What would you say makes YOU the right man for us here at Panera?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just ask them stupid questions like "what would you say your biggest weakness is" and then zone out while they talk, ignoring everything they say. No matter what, for every candidate, shake their hand at the end, look them dead in the eye, and say "we've got a few more interviews today and tomorrow, but I have a feeling we'll definitely be in touch with you soon".

 

[Phish]

Ask them the size of their dick or how heavy their “flow” is. Anyone who giggles is a shoe in

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Two Words Opie & Anthony if they never heard of such greatness there FUCKING FIRED

 

[Turk February]

As a kindergarten teacher I was only on an interviewing panel once and I just went "are you German or Argentinian?" Cuz the guys name was Hugo.

 

[RobertMewler]

I have one coming in 45 minutes. I have no questions prepared, I'm just gonna fawkin wing it. Maybe see if they about O&A

Well?? We're waiting!!

 

[Cuphead]

The only prepared question I ever ask is to go over their work experience. Otherwise, I just shoot the shit to get an idea of who they are and go from there.

 

[musTARD]

The only prepared question I ever ask is to go over their work experience. Otherwise, I just shoot the shit to get an idea of who they are and go from there.

You ask them "hey what did you think of Young Sheldon the tv show? Did you catch the finale? WWAW that?"

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN does his part by forcing through every fine bitch regardless of if she's competent or not. It's a gift he gives to everyone.

 

[Andy Elliott]

The DMAN does his part by forcing through every fine bitch regardless of if she's competent or not. It's a gift he gives to everyone.

What's your secret, DMAN?

 

[DMAN]

What's your secret, DMAN?

Secret to what? Ask her questions that are impossible for her to answer and then tell her she's hired.