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WWAWD gross things women do

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Hair on fucking everything, it's like getting a Turkish Angora that has periods and complains.

Having "period panties", talking about said panties, calling a garment "panties" as an adult.

Having a cunt. It's way too close to the asshole and you know it's true.
One of my favorite 4chan posts is a guy opining about how close the vagina is to the asshole. Every woman he sees, is mired in this thought. That tight little cutie pussy is a mere quarter inch away from her stinking shitty asshole.
 

lil chud

Kommandant of Trump Concentration Camp #230
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2,421
Let's see:

1. Not have sex with me.
2. Not go out with me.
3. Not talk to me.
4. Not reciprocate my advances.
5. Calling the police.
6. Filing a police report.
7. Speaking to a judge when I'm not there/talking behind my back.

Yeah, it really gives me the 'ick' if ya caught my drift.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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The bathroom thing is fucked. I worked at a gas station when I was a kid and every single time I gave the bathroom key to a woman I knew I'd have to clean up a horrifically disgusting mess. Like, regular put-together women would wipe fucking shit on the walls. The one time there was a bloody pad stuck to the wall beside the toilet. They'd also intentionally clog the toilet. I'd go in there and there would be an entire rolls worth of toilet paper in the bowl.
 

Cptbaldopie

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8,778
Let's see:

1. Not have sex with me.
2. Not go out with me.
3. Not talk to me.
4. Not reciprocate my advances.
5. Calling the police.
6. Filing a police report.
7. Speaking to a judge when I'm not there/talking behind my back.

Yeah, it really gives me the 'ick' if ya caught my drift.
Ever tried talking to a rope and a stool?
 
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guest

Guest
While cheating on husband/bf:

-get creampied by person A
-not tell person B, who is going down on her
 
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