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WWAWD Goatees?

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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No white guy should ever grow a goatee, unless he's a wrestler from the 90s. Same with Indians (shoutout to Tiger Ali Singh).

Every other race can pull it off, but even then you need defined facial features (strong jawline, cheekbones, etc), and in the end you'll still look like a faggot - just a good looking one.

I always thought Ed Norton could pull it off, but then he would only grow one for roles where he would play a "POS" - not my words (probably Tony Kaye).
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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also for faggots, unless you're over 50 years old or your name ends in "Selleck"
it's always the ironic heh. like my mustache man? it's pretty dope
Fucking cringe.
just grow a beard or shave it off.
styling facial hair is gay, you're not a fucking actor, model, or chimney sweeper from the 1920's.

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What's your problem, dude? Need to chill the fuck out. Check yourself, bro. This isn't a fucking roast battle forum, it's a radio show fan forum. Behave, Shithead.
 

N64 Cube

Butterface chubby chaser
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The best one by far
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Mr. Fuck

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also for faggots, unless you're over 50 years old or your name ends in "Selleck"
it's always the ironic heh. like my mustache man? it's pretty dope
Fucking cringe.
just grow a beard or shave it off.
styling facial hair is gay, you're not a fucking actor, model, or chimney sweeper from the 1920's.

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You need to be in the top 15 percentile of ruggedness to pull off a moustache like that. Otherwise, it looks like a toddler trying on his dad’s formalwear.
 
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