WWAWD Goatees?

[guest]

Can you name one person that "rocks" a GOATee that isn't a faggot, douchebag, or faggot/douchebag?
I sure as hell can't.

I'll shave my cheeks and neck, but leave hair around my mouth and chin. That will look cool as shit.

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faggots.

 

[Dog Eater]

How do you feel about big bushy mustaches?

 

[guest]

Lousy beatnik...

 

[guest]

How do you feel about big bushy mustaches?

also for faggots, unless you're over 50 years old or your name ends in "Selleck"
it's always the ironic heh. like my mustache man? it's pretty dope
Fucking cringe.
just grow a beard or shave it off.
styling facial hair is gay, you're not a fucking actor, model, or chimney sweeper from the 1920's.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I mean it kind of suited nana. The more of that face you can cover up the better.

 

[Dog Eater]

How long should a beard be?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Imager]

I grew a full beard years ago and went to shave it and thought, "I'll see what I look like in a goatee" and fuck it I looked so much better. I hate it but accepted it and have been drowning in pussy ever since.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Fun to pass someone on the street with one of these, point and go “Nice cumcatcher”

 

[NoBacon]

 

[TorpidSloth]

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I think what drives a lot of this is that a lot of guys have very patchy cheeks and can't grow a full one. I assume it was genuinely in style during the era when Ben Affleck had one in that Kevin Smith movie? He can grow an actual beard and was already a Hollywood actor at that point

Either way, not a fan

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I feel like to have you gotta work out and get in good shape to match it. Scrawny guys and great big fat persons look ridiculous with a goatee.

Oh, and you gotta keep it trim - the pubic bush look is just gross but many guys do it.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I feel like to have you gotta work out and get in good shape to match it.

Then you cultivate a gay bar bouncer look

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Then you cultivate a gay bar bouncer look

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

They always look dirty to me. They're for people with weak or bad chins.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Not as gross as 2 Girls 1 Cup, but a classic nonetheless.

 

[ChimpanZ]

I gottta tell ya…….. making fun of guys with goatees is just nahhhhhhhhhht funnehhh

Goatees should be shaved with a toe trigger attachment

 

[DMAN]