wwawd getting the day off and sleeping in until noon because the boss called and said the weather's fucked

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
I had a rain day today too. I didn't sleep in, but I did get like a 20 minute nap in. I got some hot redhead off tinder to agree to come get high and watch a thunderstorm with me. Then my crazy ex asked me to come over all weepy with the "I still love you" shit because today would have been our anniversary. Now I don't know what to do, I'm avoiding them both and the rain stopped. That Scottish cunt who I simultaneously hate and am in love with is a real wrench in my fucking gears. Sorry to fag up your post. I'm gonna go beat on a tree stump with a sledgehammer.

You invite them both over and have a Ménage à trois
 
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