Next time, just toss a cake outside. She’ll be on that faster than nana on a 9 year old.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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more people should fuck midgets
if there mouthy after you fuck them you can just throw them....
if there mouthy after you fuck them you can just throw them....
....out the window
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Just don't fuck fatties, bro. It's not hard.
Women pretend they can’t stay long when you’re trying to fuck em for the first time. Then when it “just happens”, then they won’t leave. I hate women.
What happened there? Sounds interesting.
Not only reliable pussy but ....... they give the best head on the planet.
Meh, both fatties I got duped into were mediocre at best. What made it worse was one of them farted a few times in their sleep. MILF's are another story.
WWAW drunkingly fucking a broad so fat it took a few thrusts to realize you only made it to her thighs? Phones are fawkin lit.
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Same. I was told by a good friend that this one dumpy chick I knew sucked amazing dick, and it was terrible. No more chunkers after that. Best head I ever got was from a skinny redhead stripper.
This is a myth spread by fat girls.
Ya gotta fuck fat girls at their place, man. Come on
I hooked up with an Indian girl one time, and after she fell asleep, she kept farting on my leg and i got up and left quietly.