Wwawd fat women who won't leave your apartment after you fuck them

[Consensual Rapist]

Had this skinny BPD trainwreck fall for me once - four days of extremely rough sex later she started getting weird like falling in love with me and shit. Anyways I threw her over my shoulder like a bag of concrete and carried her kicking and screaming outside, made sure she had her shoes and purse.

This is why you don't fuck fatties - they're too hard to move manually. And yes, this chick called me the same night talking sweet and all that shit. I listened for a while as I got high and finally got her off the phone. Women, amirite?

Next time, just toss a cake outside. She’ll be on that faster than nana on a 9 year old.

 

[johnnynoname]

more people should fuck midgets

if there mouthy after you fuck them you can just throw them....

 

[johnnynoname]

 

[johnnynoname]

....out the window

 

[guest]

Next time, just toss a cake outside. She’ll be on that faster than nana on a 9 year old.

Just don't fuck fatties, bro. It's not hard.

 

[Dog Eater]

Put a scale on your doormat and tell her she needs to lose at least 2 pounds a week every week in order to be allowed in.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Women pretend they can’t stay long when you’re trying to fuck em for the first time. Then when it “just happens”, then they won’t leave. I hate women.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

you know, my life was pretty okay............before that fucking software engineer asked out the girl i've been simping over at work for years

fuck her, fuck him, fuck the plot to Superman II

I don't know where my suspenders are btw

What happened there? Sounds interesting.

 

[DMAN]

She was asian, She got mouthy on the hiking trail. I combed my quaff and gave her a sweet chin music oopsie daysie off the side of the cliff and promptly appeared on Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude to give my alibi. Won't see her nomo.

 

[Stent]

She was asian, She got mouthy on the hiking trail. I combed my quaff and gave her a sweet chin music oopsie daysie off the side of the cliff and promptly appeared on Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude to give my alibi. Won't see her nomo.

What happened to the Zip Car?

 

[WhereWeAt]

I will not stand by while this thread denigrates the most reliable subset of pussy out there. Bigger girls are adventurous and out to make sure everyone has a good time. And they walk on eggshells beecause they know they're the first to go in any downsizing of a harem.

 

[Wa4892]

I will not stand by while this thread denigrates the most reliable subset of pussy out there. Bigger girls are adventurous and out to make sure everyone has a good time. And they walk on eggshells beecause they know they're the first to go in any downsizing of a harem.

Not only reliable pussy but ....... they give the best head on the planet.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Not only reliable pussy but ....... they give the best head on the planet.

Meh, both fatties I got duped into were mediocre at best. What made it worse was one of them farted a few times in their sleep. MILF's are another story.

WWAW drunkingly fucking a broad so fat it took a few thrusts to realize you only made it to her thighs? Phones are fawkin lit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

one of them farted a few times in their sleep.

 

[guest]

Meh, both fatties I got duped into were mediocre at best. What made it worse was one of them farted a few times in their sleep. MILF's are another story.

WWAW drunkingly fucking a broad so fat it took a few thrusts to realize you only made it to her thighs? Phones are fawkin lit.

Same. I was told by a good friend that this one dumpy chick I knew sucked amazing dick, and it was terrible. No more chunkers after that. Best head I ever got was from a skinny redhead stripper.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Not only reliable pussy but ....... they give the best head on the planet.

This is a myth spread by fat girls.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ya gotta fuck fat girls at their place, man. Come on

 

[TheNanaDook]

I hooked up with an Indian girl one time, and after she fell asleep, she kept farting on my leg and i got up and left quietly.