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@NortheastPhilly , comment?I'm tellin' ya, if I was the sun and some jagoff blocked me, that eclipse would've lasted seconds. I ain't taking that shit, I just ain't.
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@NortheastPhilly , comment?I'm tellin' ya, if I was the sun and some jagoff blocked me, that eclipse would've lasted seconds. I ain't taking that shit, I just ain't.
Idk man, the moon seems like a real PROBLEM, genuinely@NortheastPhilly , comment?
If I were the, it wouldn't have went down the way it did
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It was nice to hear Boomia enjoying it ("The thtars are coming out?"):
you know it depends on where you were, right?It got a little dark and it was cloudy. Gay fucking shit
Yeah but everywhere else is a shithole so who cares if it was cool there.you know it depends on where you were, right?
It was nice to hear Boomia enjoying it ("The thtars are coming out?"):
Mith cothtillath!Vato Boomia? Ay yi yi, mis costillas!
I thought this was all a good bit of fun today, honestly, -- people from all over my office came outside and looked at nature. None of it was political and people shared a moment then we all went back insideSo what's the next distraction
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