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WWAWD Eating a meal? A SUCCULENT Chinese meal?

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
I'm partial to a good Almond Boneless Chicken, but I don't mind just a little taste of a General Tao. And I go DEEP with a nice hot tea.

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is DEMOC-RA-CYYYY... MANIFEST!

Now, gentleman, will you please...

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The Shah of Iran

you're at it
I think this guy was like an infamous dine & dasher, the restaurant staff recognized him and called the copperydoos or whatever police are called in Australia, and they busted him mid-succulent Chinese meal.
it was apparently false ID, they thought he was a spy from a foreign government. How they didn't catch on when he started speaking like a Chaucerian bard is beyond me.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
Almond chicken and general tso's? You in America Ray?

Fuck no - but I did look up American names since most of you are yanks.

If you must know, the place I go, I get coconut curry squid or a Chicken Street Hanoi, but I don't think those are common dishes in America from what I saw.
 
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