WWAWD coworker calling you frantically crying because he and his girlfriend had an argument.

[ミスタースパーコル]

Most of it is fiction so fair enough I guess. If I want a book about religion I hit up the parish bookstore, y'know?

I want to hit Leslie Parrish.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Can you imagine another man?

No.

 

[Turk February]

Can you imagine crying to another man on the phone? Sissy.

Was he crying so hard he was hyperventilating between every word? Did he try to suck your cock?

If you need to cry you order a taxi and weep in his lap while he drives you to the pharmacy. Like a real man.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Fuck your forum. We're leafposting

 

[Turk February]

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Fuck your forum. We're leafposting

OnA stands for Ontario and Alberta forums.

 

[Mustard]

I can't believe this happened to me. I thought it was odd that I had 2 missed calls from him within 2 minutes. I call back to see what's up and was asked if I wanted to go for a smoke and walk. I said I was in the middle of doing something and I initially thought the nigga was laughing, but he was actually crying. Talking about how he's fed up with everything and going into an argument etc.

I'm the last person in the world you should come to with problems with your girl. I've made it clear to him at work that I hate 99% of women and my advice will always be to leave them. Especially if they're not pulling their weight in a relationship.

Anyways. That just happened and part of me feels bad but also part of me wants to say "nigga, I told you so."

I hope you're all having a great night.

Now you're telling us about it like we give a shit? This guys dilemma and your post about it are two things I don't give a shit about layered on top of one another. Nice going Art.

 

[Turk February]

Now you're telling us about it like we give a shit? This guys dilemma and your post about it are two things I don't give a shit about layered on top of one another. Nice going Art.

Because it's objectively interesting. Some people interact with people in their personal life instead of spamming strangers DMs with gay scripts on a forum.

 

[Turk February]

I am willing to bet @Mustard has never had a coworker or anything resembling a job.

 

[Mustard]

Because it's objectively interesting. Some people interact with people in their personal life instead of spamming strangers DMs with gay scripts on a forum.

And some people kill themselves instead of writing a dissertation on a subreddit

got his ass

 

[Turk February]

And some people kill themselves instead of writing a thesis on a subreddit

got his ass

I can do both. I'm multitalented.

 

[Mustard]

I am willing to bet @Mustard has never had a coworker or anything resembling a job.

I bet youve had codependents you needy shithead

 

[Mustard]

I can do both. I'm multitalented.

Art flubbed this post. It sucks balls

 

[Turk February]

I bet youve had codependents you needy shithead

I was in several codependent relationships through out my life... How is this an insult or a joke?

 

[Turk February]

@Mustard you've got 4 flat tires. Pull over. Call triple A. You're just wrong about everything right now.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Art flubbed this post. It sucks balls

This post was the perfect host for the maple parasites to take hold

 

[Mustard]

I actually didnt read the post, I got the gist of it immediately and saw the comments and just wanted to be a shithead.

@Mustard you've got 4 flat tires. Pull over. Call triple A. You're just wrong about everything right now.

Shut up faggot

 

[CQ Beans]

I'd be annoyed if one of my friends did that. If a coworker did it I'd probably just hang up and if he brought it up I'd be like "Yeah, don't do that again." Everyone's got their own shit going on. It wouldn't even occur to me to call somebody for the express purpose of laying my problems on them. Doubly for people I'm not extremely close to.

People also need to realize that if you're having relationship problems of any caliber, it may feel like the end of the world to you but it is FUCK ALL to literally anybody else in the world. Everybody's been there and yeah it sucks but nobody cares because why the fuck would they? You'll find another bitch to fuck you over eventually.

I’ll never get over the obsession some men (myself included) have addicting themselves to nonsense.

 

[Mustard]

This post was the perfect host for the maple parasites to take hold

@Mass.gov owned your ass the other day

Id suck on his doorknob balls as a display of gratitude for owning your ass if I could get the courage to go up to Canada and meet him irl

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

OnA stands for Ontario and Alberta forums.

Obelix and Asterix

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

@Mass.gov owned your ass the other day

Id suck on his doorknob balls as a display of gratitude for owning your ass if I could get the courage to go up to Canada and meet him irl

Wha happen? My teamspeak Lithuanians were using my account that day