WWAWD Corey Feldman

[bantadant]

FAWK YEAH!

I'm gonna have to hire him to perform at a wedding anniversary/birthday/family reunion party or somethin'.

Like seven or eight years ago I messaged Gallagher's manager as a joke to see if I could get him to show up at my buddy's bachelor party. The jew quoted me 4 grand, plus hotel, food, and drinks, so I just ignored it. Like two weeks later I got a follow up from him saying "any movement on this?"

If I tried I could have gotten him to show up for like $250 I bet

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I always get him confused with the dead one.

 

[bantadant]

I always get him confused with the dead one.

I think the dead one was better. Aside from getting boofed by Charlie Sheen

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I think the dead one was better. Aside from getting boofed by Charlie Sheen

He was probably asking for it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I recently rewatched The Lost Boys and Feldman was easily the best part of that film besides steroid and cocaine era Timmy Cappello going nuts on the saxophone.

He was also in the best Friday the 13th, Stand By Me,Goonies,Gremlins, The Burbs. He had about a 5-6 year run of being in solid movies.

 

[bantadant]

He was also in the best Friday the 13th, Stand By Me,Goonies,Gremlins, The Burbs. He had about a 5-6 year run of being in solid movies.

Because of, or in spite of Sheen's boofing? Shinkle bout it

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I recently rewatched The Lost Boys and Feldman was easily the best part of that film besides steroid and cocaine era Timmy Cappello going nuts on the saxophone.

Tim Cappello fucking rules.

 

[PickleRickle]

He's a faggot. "Gimme money and i'll name the guy that raped my child ass" fuck you.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He thinks a gang called The Wolfpack is out to get him.

 

[HeyItsVos]

He thinks a gang called The Wolfpack is out to get him.

Then he’s as good as dead.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I fuckin hated when big Jay and soder wouldn't shut the fuck up about him for a God damn year or whatever. I don't hate the guy but the faggots who act like he's a goldmine for content are not only gay, but retarded as well.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I fuckin hated when big Jay and soder wouldn't shut the fuck up about him for a God damn year or whatever. I don't hate the guy but the faggots who act like he's a goldmine for content are not only gay, but retarded as well.

It was funny at first, but the slow breakdown of every interview and that tv movie killed it. And Bonfire fans are the unfunniest faggots this side of the Matt and Shane audience.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think the dead one was better. Aside from getting boofed by Charlie Sheen

I’ve heard some speculation that Charlie started the whole tiger blood and winning thing around the anniversary of Haim’s death so they could be related.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He’s a charlatan scumbag that creeps me the fuck out.

I Went to Corey Feldman's Birthday Party

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[bantadant]

It was funny at first, but the slow breakdown of every interview and that tv movie killed it. And Bonfire fans are the unfunniest faggots this side of the Matt and Shane audience.

But they went to one of his concerts and got him to play a shitty song that he was probably going to already play anyway. That was hilarious, right?

 

[Voscabulary]

But Jackson is definitely a kid toucher

provide any evidence besides "this person said so"

 

[guest]

provide any evidence besides "this person said so"

the list of shit that was found in his house

 

[Dog Eater]

He's a faggot. "Gimme money and i'll name the guy that raped my child ass" fuck you.

This is my take too. Just a dumb fag.

 

[Voscabulary]

the list of shit that was found in his house

such as?

 

[Dog Eater]

provide any evidence besides "this person said so"

Jordan Chandler provided and accurate drawing of the vitiligo patterns on Michael Jackson’s penis.