If "she" needs you to hurry up so you can fuck again, sorry to tell you this bud "she's" a fuckin whorethe refractory time (so you can fuck again quicker).
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If "she" needs you to hurry up so you can fuck again, sorry to tell you this bud "she's" a fuckin whorethe refractory time (so you can fuck again quicker).
it aint about her... if you've got a nice car but it's temperamental, you might as well drive it plenty before it breaks down.If "she" needs you to hurry up so you can fuck again, sorry to tell you this bud "she's" a fuckin whore
Is this one of those things where if you start using it when you don't need it, eventually you really will need it?I ordered like 40 9mg cialis from blue chew years ago. I don’t need them but if I know we’re gonna have a weekend without my kid around I’ll take a third to a half of one.
It fucking RULES. We will have sex for 2+ hours, bust a nut multiple times and not lose the erection, just keep going.
Cannot recommend highly enough.
Wouldnt want your nice car to be driven by somebody else or anything, that would just be terrible.it aint about her... if you've got a nice car but it's temperamental, you might as well drive it plenty before it breaks down.
Probably. I thought I needed these when I was with a somewhat too fat bitch (@chiquita banana thats a female whore, we call them bitches) thought my pecka was pulling a mid-30s go-fuck-yourself on me, but no, she was the problem.Is this one of those things where if you start using it when you don't need it, eventually you really will need it?
For example, if people start wearing reading glasses when they don't need them, their eyes weaken and then they need them. A more extreme example of steroids, where your nads shut down. I genuinelydon't know how the product works though, so I'd be curious
A twofer. Happened a couple of times to me. It's like getting a double egg yolkI once ejaculated twice with the same erection. I had no idea it was even possible.
I went with this dirty french gal & she had this 'sexual electrical stimulation' stuff, she made me coom involuntarily til I begged for mercy.I once ejaculated twice with the same erection. I had no idea it was even possible.
that car's long-gone... it could be in the scrapyard for all I care at this pointWouldnt want your nice car to be driven by somebody else or anything, that would just be terrible.
For sure it works that way, you get psychologically dependent on them more than anything else. That’s why I only bust them out for the occasional long weekend fuck fest.Is this one of those things where if you start using it when you don't need it, eventually you really will need it?
For example, if people start wearing reading glasses when they don't need them, their eyes weaken and then they need them. A more extreme example of steroids, where your nads shut down. I genuinelydon't know how the product works though, so I'd be curious
wait, what?she had this 'sexual electrical stimulation' stuff
exactly!wait, what?
were you getting your dick zapped, bruh?exactly!
A decade ago? How old are you grandpa?Not really. Basically you answer a few checkboxes and then a nurse video calls you. It takes like 15 minutes. I did it like a decade ago and then two years ago when I went back to order more I didn’t have to do anything, just pick what I wanted.
Late 20s, why?A decade ago? How old are you grandpa?
yeh, but I'm not gonna get into too many details but there were upto 5 wires from this box she had, started with one at the base & one at head of cock... was kinda interesting since she could adjust the pulses, intensity, etc... kinda nice to start, but she was a bitch with the 'intensity' setting... & we can forget about the 3 other leads, no, just no!were you getting your dick zapped, bruh?
Late 20s, why?
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