If "she" needs you to hurry up so you can fuck again, sorry to tell you this bud "she's" a fuckin whore
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WWAWD Cialis? (I dont need it, but...)
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The headaches were just too much. Felt like muh thinkin' meats were going to rupture. Having your dick harden up just from glancing at a nice little piece of ass was pretty cool though, felt like being a teenager again, or like I was roid-monkeying it. I do find it funny that men deceive themselves into thinking their dicks dont work, but in actuality their old lady is just an unfuckable lardass.
it aint about her... if you've got a nice car but it's temperamental, you might as well drive it plenty before it breaks down.
Is this one of those things where if you start using it when you don't need it, eventually you really will need it?
For example, if people start wearing reading glasses when they don't need them, their eyes weaken and then they need them. A more extreme example of steroids, where your nads shut down. I genuinely
don't know how the product works though, so I'd be curious
Wouldnt want your nice car to be driven by somebody else or anything, that would just be terrible.
Probably. I thought I needed these when I was with a somewhat too fat bitch (@chiquita banana thats a female whore, we call them bitches) thought my pecka was pulling a mid-30s go-fuck-yourself on me, but no, she was the problem.Is this one of those things where if you start using it when you don't need it, eventually you really will need it?
For example, if people start wearing reading glasses when they don't need them, their eyes weaken and then they need them. A more extreme example of steroids, where your nads shut down. I genuinely
A twofer. Happened a couple of times to me. It's like getting a double egg yolk
From what i seen you only have couple options, viagra and cialis and some other third one, if you can find one of those online pharmacies in india you have at least 50 different meds to choose from and its cheap, works the same, they have lotion and creams plus all the pills, the dis-solvable ones that you stick under you tongue kicks in 15 minutes instead a hour or so, don't need a script, if you do a online search for one of these places they have them buried about 15 pages deep
I went with this dirty french gal & she had this 'sexual electrical stimulation' stuff, she made me coom involuntarily til I begged for mercy.
For days I hurt in places that I didn't even know existed.
Not doing that again. I think I learned a lesson that day, in over-confidently saying stuff to people irl... it can backfire (& fire &fire & fire again)
that car's long-gone... it could be in the scrapyard for all I care at this point
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For sure it works that way, you get psychologically dependent on them more than anything else. That’s why I only bust them out for the occasional long weekend fuck fest.Is this one of those things where if you start using it when you don't need it, eventually you really will need it?
For example, if people start wearing reading glasses when they don't need them, their eyes weaken and then they need them. A more extreme example of steroids, where your nads shut down. I genuinely
wait, what?
exactly!
You can be Michael Jordan in the bedroom all ya want. But why not be Michael Jordan AND have Scottie Pippen with ya? Cialis rules. Great pre workout too
were you getting your dick zapped, bruh?
A decade ago? How old are you grandpa?
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Late 20s, why?
yeh, but I'm not gonna get into too many details but there were upto 5 wires from this box she had, started with one at the base & one at head of cock... was kinda interesting since she could adjust the pulses, intensity, etc... kinda nice to start, but she was a bitch with the 'intensity' setting... & we can forget about the 3 other leads, no, just no!
Some roid monkey gave me one once. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about it so I finally took it from him and put it away for a couple of weeks. Can't say I noticed much difference when I used it tbh - all my shit worked great then and still does now.