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WWAWD aliens in a Miami mall

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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That is very funny and I appreciate the humor but I do wonder why people are vehemently opposed to believing anything about this stuff, it’s obviously made to look ridiculous all the time to program people against it. I guess I’m just wondering why people have utmost confidence in their rational world belief that nothing different exists.
Nobacon - You know how prone I am to alien conspiracies so you can’t say that i’m some skeptic here because i’m NOT vehemently opposed to what you’re talking about.

But come on…It’s Miami. Is it more realistic that aliens showed up or some blacks chimped out?
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Then the nig himself...."Yo so dis what happen...um....I was der....um.....wit my girl, yo......new year yo tryna start of right......and....umm......"

That was all I could take. Fuck everybody.
Yeah I was really grateful he spent five minutes setting the scene that he was only there for New Years with his girl and he's not from the area
 
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That is very funny and I appreciate the humor but I do wonder why people are vehemently opposed to believing anything about this stuff, it’s obviously made to look ridiculous all the time to program people against it. I guess I’m just wondering why people have utmost confidence in their rational world belief that nothing different exists.
I don't pretend to know what does or doesn't exist. Just goin for da joke
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Nobacon - You know how prone I am to alien conspiracies so you can’t say that i’m some skeptic here because i’m NOT vehemently opposed to what you’re talking about.

But come on…It’s Miami. Is it more realistic that aliens showed up or some blacks chimped out?

I don’t know anything about this Miami thing, I’m saying the stuff people are saying is real, even if it’s a troll and a big joke now,

The police response was weird, and likely does cover something up. Even if it’s just niggers killing whitey.

You know a nigger live streamed raping and murdering two white girls, one who was a child on Facebook? I doubt it, not many people do. Imagine if that was a white guy and two blacks. Raymond Weiber.

Something happened we won’t ever know about beyond Miami trash acting trash.
 

Cptbaldopie

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Had a weird ass dream last night that i was abducted by aliens. It wasnt butt probes but more like event horizon. I returened to earth and could controling small animals and slowly larger anmimals and humans. I had green eyes. I ended up on letterman thinking i could control the show but he had yellow eyes. Thats when i woke up in a cold sweat. Ive had the flu and fever dreams are the 1 good side effect.
 
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The large police response incl. Airspace shutdown was most likely due to the mall being jewish-owned, who need to be protected at all costs. I fear for the Lebanese and Syrians who will now suffer retaliatory airstrikes, if there is any damage to the Jewish shops or mall infrastructure
 
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