WWAW Your wife trying to introduce you to her friend’s husbands?

[ミスタースパーコル]

UMD football sucks…what is there to talk about?

UMD movies kinda sucked even though the idea seems cool when you're a kid.

 

[Petworth dude]

Did you know Tua's brother played quarter-...


YES. I KNOW THAT. YOU'VE ONLY MENTIONED IT THREE TIMES TODAY. THANK YOU, STEVE.

You could always talk about how Boomer beat the shit out of Nana back in high school.

At least College Park is relatively close to me. I make it to a few games a year.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You could always talk about how Boomer beat

Super Boomer Beat

 

[BrotherMan1488]

My sister's husband only wants to talk about University of Maryland football and AI.

Sorry, I can't be friends in real life with people more autistic than me. I'm too old for this shit.

 

[Harry Powell]

UMD movies kinda sucked even though the idea seems cool when you're a kid.

Pre-streaming era the concept was dope

 

[Gay-Face]

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I'm clean shaven with a full head of hair but otherwise yes.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I've never met most of the men attached to my female relatives. (I don't have a wife or friends)

Perhaps more than that.

The holidays are coming up, it’s the perfect excuse to kill yourself tbh

 

[Professor Rape]

Teach her about the worlds and how they can't collide.

 

[Turk February]

I also when I was much much younger had a girlfriend who insisted on chaperone so I just... Fell in love with the chaperone.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

It’s the worst part about being married. It’s so difficult having a few road sodas, thinking they’re gonna want to talk about da show, and they end up having faggot Reddit big bang theory senses of humor.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

One time we went to dinner at the home of my wife's college friend in Jersey right outside of Philly. The woman's husband was a hardcore italian protestant (how does that happen) and a deadhead. He also collected watches and made me look at his collection. "Wow, these watches are so nice"

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I don’t want to talk to them, plus I already have enough friends: 0.

Tell me, Dog Eater... you ever watch American Gladiators?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

One time we went to dinner at the home of my wife's college friend in Jersey right outside of Philly. The woman's husband was a hardcore italian protestant (how does that happen) and a deadhead. He also collected watches and made me look at his collection. "Wow, these watches are so nice"

Did you make some smarmy comment like "I bet you where those when you fist guys."

 

[Professor Rape]

It’s the worst part about being married. It’s so difficult having a few road sodas, thinking they’re gonna want to talk about da show, and they end up having faggot Reddit big bang theory senses of humor.

Men like that should commit suicide. Or unalive themselves in words they can understand.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Did you make some smarmy comment like "I bet you where those when you fist guys."

No I'm very polite

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

No I'm very polite

So you were the fister.

 

[Dog Eater]

Tell me, Dog Eater... you ever watch American Gladiators?

Some kids were watching it on a tiny portable tv at a house I went to as a kid. I could not understand why they were dressed that way.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Men like that should commit suicide. Or unalive themselves in words they can understand.

I know women get a lot of hate here, but as I get older I find that the women I meet have better senses of humor than the men. Maybe it’s just because of where I live and the fact that everyone here is a giant faggot (me included)

 

[Phish]

You'd love meeting my husband. He'd nod, shake your hand, then not want to talk to you either lol.

A+ Larp Mews!!!!

You must’ve forgot were all incels here though. Sorry baby doll.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

You'd love meeting my husband. He'd nod, shake your hand, then not want to talk to you either lol.

I would drop to my knees and serve him orally when you ladies left the room