WWAW Your wife trying to introduce you to her friend’s husbands?

[Dog Eater]

I don’t want to talk to them, plus I already have enough friends: 0.

 

[Gay-Face]

My sister's husband only wants to talk about University of Maryland football and AI.

Sorry, I can't be friends in real life with people more autistic than me. I'm too old for this shit.

 

[RobertMewler]

You'd love meeting my husband. He'd nod, shake your hand, then not want to talk to you either lol.

 

[johnnynoname]

This is a science fiction thread

 

[AntSucks]

Maybe she wants you to experiment. There's always a few married men out there that are gay-curious.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've never met most of the men attached to my female relatives. (I don't have a wife or friends)

Maybe she wants you to experiment. There's always a few married men out there that are gay-curious.

Perhaps more than that.

 

[Petworth dude]

My sister's husband only wants to talk about University of Maryland football and AI.

Sorry, I can't be friends in real life with people more autistic than me. I'm too old for this shit.

UMD football sucks…what is there to talk about?

 

[aRTie02150]

You'd love meeting my husband. He'd nod, shake your hand, then not want to talk to you either lol.

My kind of friend.

I bet I can sit silence with him for hours and occasionally say yep like King of the Hill.

 

[Turk February]

It's actually super awkward. Even if a friend goes "my sister and her husband are coming" at the last moment. Like... What are we going to talk about?

 

[Gay-Face]

UMD football sucks…what is there to talk about?

Did you know Tua's brother played quarter-...


YES. I KNOW THAT. YOU'VE ONLY MENTIONED IT THREE TIMES TODAY. THANK YOU, STEVE.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My wife has a pretty good handle on whether or not I'm going to get along with people (I'm not) so it doesn't really come up.

 

[Turk February]

My wife has a pretty good handle on whether or not I'm going to get along with people (I'm not) so it doesn't really come up.

Me ex had like only one friend so it was easy to manage. But one of my exes would just invite people last minute to our dates and I fucking hated it.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Me ex had like only one friend so it was easy to manage. But one of my exes would just invite people last minute to our dates and I fucking hated it.

Your ex is a faggot

 

[Turk February]

Your ex is a faggot

Your ex's penis is too big to fit in my cute little butt. I tried. While you still loves him.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Your ex's penis is too big to fit in my cute little butt. I tried. While you still loves him.

You can be a woman and still act like a faggot.

 

[Turk February]

You can be a woman and still act like a faggot.

No you can be a woman. I can't. I have a moustache. And I pee standing up. And I fart while laying face down on the floor and shit my pants.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

No you can be a woman. I can't. I have a moustache. And I pee standing up. And I fart while laying face down on the floor and shit my pants.

I hope your fake hand isn’t your wiper

 

[Turk February]

I hope your fake hand isn’t your wiper

It's my dominant hand. Take from that what you will.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

WWAW Your wife trying to introduce you to her boyfriends?

 

[Turk February]

WWAW Your wife trying to introduce you to her boyfriends?

I don't like it. Black guys intimidate me.