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WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

Jaundice is a sign of organ (particularly kidney) failure. If you're not dead yet, get to a hospital.
Yeah, my buddy's sister-in-law turned all yellowish, and I (along with a bunch of other people) urged her to seek medical care at once. She did nothing, and yadda yadda yadda, lost both legs to gangrene, eventually. Killed her liver with excessive boozing. Now she's half a retard.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
Is Dr. Steve aware of this place? I remember going to him on reddit and about an STD worry and he DMd me very kindly and gave some solid advice and it turned out to be an ingrown pube that worked itself out. We need you now more than ever Dr. Steve.. why is every brotherman dying, dead, or in prison? (Or balding / fat / tranny [applies to @More Worser and @Jenna among others]).
 
GET ON THE TRANSPLANT LIST NOW OP


Don't fuck around with this, don't let them twiddle their thumbs GET ON THE LIST NOW

YOU CAN BEAT THIS
 
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