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wwaw with thinking you can beat up any white british person

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I know some scary British guys that I wouldn't fuck with. I also know some scrawny British queefs who had Scene Kid hair far past that even being a thing and even they mostly have a "don't bitch out" mindset.
 

Chapel

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I feel like even if you did it next to cops they’d just run away. Scottish people are niggers sometimes due to all the Irish blood.

There are a lot of British people who I would actively avoid any fight with and I disagree with OPs premise strongly.
Scottish people have fucking Scottish blood. We’re no fucking descendants of lizard mick bastards
 

TomFromNawlins

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When is the US going to have its own? A few tiny islands and Alaska is just as pitiful as the remains of the British empire.
It must sting to be surpassed by a former colony populated by the world’s dregs, including a significant number of people with Scottish and Irish backgrounds—people your kind saw as subhuman. The bitterness and shame is present in every trite fat and dumb joke, especially knowing you have to rely on the same fat louts for a nuclear umbrella.
 

Dennyislife

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It must sting to be surpassed by a former colony populated by the world’s dregs, including a significant number of people with Scottish and Irish backgrounds—people your kind saw as subhuman. The bitterness and shame is present in every trite fat and dumb joke, especially knowing you have to rely on the same fat louts for a nuclear umbrella.
Not really no. I am fully aware our time at the top was always going to be limited as is yours. It's just a numbers game.
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
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10% of the UK has a Irish grandparent. Scotland has stronger ties than most the country to Ireland.
Get to fuck. The fenian bastards weren’t some cunts who colonised Scotland. The countries existed simultaneously . Paddy bastards weren’t the cradle of life.
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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Scottish people have fucking Scottish blood. We’re no fucking descendants of lizard mick bastards
I don't know where you're from but the majority of Glasgow (the only city that matters) defo has Irish blood. Chucky ar la and all that jazz

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Get to fuck. The fenian bastards weren’t some cunts who colonised Scotland. The countries existed simultaneously . Paddy bastards weren’t the cradle of life.
The Scots, Welsh and Cornish are the "native Americans" of Britain. The Britons the Romans invaded were Celts. Then the Vikings came, then the Angles, Saxons and Jutes, then the Normans (also basically Vikings.) That brew (Celt, Roman, Vikings and basically German) did pretty well for the next 800 years or so, and wasn't successfully invaded again until Blair opened the floodgates.
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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More like shove a broken pint glass in your face and then kick your head in rules.

Naw, I’d dodge the pint glass, then counter with an all american round house kick to the the limeys neck

then id just let him drown on the floor in a pool of fresh british filth, thrown from windows out their copper buckets of shit
 
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