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Honestly it was a good read.bro-----you read that whole thing?!
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Honestly it was a good read.bro-----you read that whole thing?!
this is a pretty jaded forum filled with assholes, so to here "Honestly it was a good read" gives me hope that not everyone is a dickhead on hereHonestly it was a good read.
Kazakhstan...they're like perfect blends of chink and slavOP I read most of that. Lol when that crackwhore tried to kiss you. She probably cries herself to sleep when sober.
What 3rd world asian country has the least niggerish looking asian women?
Man I ain't even trying to be a dickhead. It's a big joke, that's allthis is a pretty jaded forum filled with assholes, so to here "Honestly it was a good read" gives me hope that not everyone is a dickhead on here
I wasn't gonna infer that you would be the dickhead.Man I ain't even trying to be a dickhead. It's a big joke, that's all
You want solace? Here's some:
She texting you out of guilt...she's getting dicked herself. Make no mistake about it. That's when women text you with the lovey-dovey tawk...when they're most guilty bout something.
Anyone remember my post from the "Embarrassing Stories" thread about how in highschool I cried when I confessed my love to a lady friend and she rejected me? Same girl, about 1 year before all that. Late one Friday night she starts texting me about how she's hanging with her cousin & some friends and they're drinking. I jokingly/jealously text her something like "Don't have drunk sex" and she replied "I'd let you fuck me right now." My regret is that I didn't fucking run right over there like Forrest Gump. She was across town and I was like 16, didn't have a car, and was too pussy to sneak out of the house. It was literally the only chance I ever had with her. Even though ultimately I know we weren't meant to be it would have been an enormous weight off my shoulders and honestly would made my life a lot better if I could have just busted a huge nut on or in her at least one fawkin time. Such is life.
That wouldn't have stopped me. I had written permission to fuck her.By the time you showed up she would have been passed our asleep
Trust me
The real sweet spot is a filipina raised in the US whose parents grew up in the 'Pines. Good upbringing and not raised to think Americans are money spigots to be turned on and off at will. I've seen girls from the Islands drag around simps - and I mean fucking simps - so they can mail 40% of that dude's paycheck back to the family for the rest of his life. I fear for you, sir.So long story short I find myself in a long distance relationship. My flip fiancé had to go back to the Phillipines.
SK is borderline. Japanese girls are wonderful and thirsty, but they aren't looking for a lifeboat to the US cause Japan is basically European quality of life. Koreans are slightly more likely to be looking for an American to get them out of there, but Korea's almost as developed as Japan and light years ahead of the Philippines or Vietnam. Koreans are also a little more conservative. I had one flag me down randomly, pose for a photo, etc and give me her number. After a few days of texts, she wanted me to meet her parents.Is SK third world? I want a place where I will be rich. That other thread about bobby lee got me pumped.
NPA does a better cuntfucker than cuntfucker now...you got lostwhy would you write this much on an obscure forum?
needless to say, I didn't read a single word
NPA folds under pressure and needs to be liked by the forum... he'll get lostNPA does a better cuntfucker than cuntfucker now...you got lost
Fawk you're right...your contempt for this place is still unmatchedNPA folds under pressure and needs to be liked by the forum... he'll get lost
Nice shirt, stupid.this is a pretty jaded forum filled with assholes, so to here "Honestly it was a good read" gives me hope that not everyone is a dickhead on here
So what?I'm 6'4 and fit and look like a hitler youth dream come true...
Again. So what?Bitches love me...
Bullshit.But I'm a humble man and have an affinity for moderately attractive women...
You are cheating on your bitch with this hog and you are questioning her motives?Again, I'm probably the hottest guy that ever talked to her so I can tell she is nervous...
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