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Don't worry I'm receiving your transmissions in the ethereal plane, I'm sorry you're so dead.PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
To buy into this company is to quite literally ignore all fundamentals. For all intents and purposes they should have gone bankrupt back during COVID. They’ve stayed afloat by cutting as much costs as possible, selling shares, and hoarding their cash reserves (while doing nothing with them). The industry was already moving away from physical media back in 2020, so what has GME done to adapt? They sell funko pops and board games in store and expanded their online marketplace to include random knick knacks.I still don't understand what anyone sees in GME. Their fundamentals are not good and their position in the gaming market has come and gone. Who buys used or physical games anymore? The vast majority of gamers buy their games online:
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The gaming industry is moving towards subscription models which also pushes out players like gamestop.
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They could have the best people in the industry running the company but the gaming industry is rapidly evolving and has been for years (thank you to the realistic prediction of Moore's law) and Gamestop is embedded in the old ways of selling games. I would never buy GME regardless of the fuckery of the market players (jews or apes) because the fundamentals of the company are completely shit.
Thank you for reading my sue-tier exposition on the matter. Or not, who cares, I'm a faggot.
Didn't you get run off by beavers?I think if I was roared at by any animal that doesn't typically roar, I'd assume that it was a skin walker or a demon and I'd try to kill it with a badass sword with a crucifix on the end of the handle.
No I just hate them and think they're faggots.Didn't you get run off by beavers?
To buy into this company is to quite literally ignore all fundamentals. For all intents and purposes they should have gone bankrupt back during COVID. They’ve stayed afloat by cutting as much costs as possible, selling shares, and hoarding their cash reserves (while doing nothing with them). The industry was already moving away from physical media back in 2020, so what has GME done to adapt? They sell funko pops and board games in store and expanded their online marketplace to include random knick knacks.
The business is just not correlated to the stock price. The only thing holding the stock price up is people buying it hoping its a lottery ticket. You’ll see apes say “GME’s fundamentals” but its a means to an end.
Ironically you’re speaking my language. I gamble based on “feeling” and i’m not even joking. You can either do mental gymnastics to justify price going up, or you can keep it simple and say “Yeah i just think its gonna go up.”All of my financial advice is revealed to me in dreams and symbolism through numbers and feelings.
It works better than your zoomer pseudo intellectualism.
And no, I’m not joking.
Ironically you’re speaking my language. I gamble based on “feeling” and i’m not even joking. You can either do mental gymnastics to justify price going up, or you can keep it simple and say “Yeah i just think its gonna go up.”
A kid in front of me at a GameStop turned down $200 in credit for $40 in cash after selling them a stack of games and an Xbox. Fucking dummy could have sold that credit for at least $100. Hell, I'd have given him $150 on the spot.No i do not want 4 dollars store credit for a game i paid 60 dollars for. Fuck you Gamestop
That’s a good Sue impressionPAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
The hedge funds aren’t suffering because “Ohhh look at their huge short position!!!” What is stopping them from loading up shorts on GME at $60? Any price drop is an instant profit for them. So what if they shorted at $10??? If it goes up to $100 they’ll get margin called!!! No they won’t because they have billions of dollars in capital. They’ll never be margin called and their positions in GME aren't so overencompassing to do this. “They’ll buy back our shares at ANY PRICE WE DEMAND!!” No retard because they can choose not to buy because they’re not FORCED to buy because they’ll NEVER BE MARGIN CALLED
This is classic pump and dump shit. The conspiracy surrounding it is a facade to make you not realize it. All of this shit was pushed by people who bought GME back at $400 and desperately need another squeeze to return profit. They got that the first time, and new bagholders were born. Peddle BS for another squeeze. They got it again, and new bagholders are born. Fucking repeat
It's a meme stock dude. Don't overthink it.I still don't understand what anyone sees in GME. Their fundamentals are not good and their position in the gaming market has come and gone. Who buys used or physical games anymore? The vast majority of gamers buy their games online:
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The gaming industry is moving towards subscription models which also pushes out players like gamestop.
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They could have the best people in the industry running the company but the gaming industry is rapidly evolving and has been for years (thank you to the realistic prediction of Moore's law) and Gamestop is embedded in the old ways of selling games. I would never buy GME regardless of the fuckery of the market players (jews or apes) because the fundamentals of the company are completely shit.
Thank you for reading my sue-tier exposition on the matter. Or not, who cares, I'm a faggot.
They got that the first time, and new bagholders were born. Peddle BS for another squeeze. They got it again, and new bagholders are born. Fucking repeat
Dahhhh yammmm baggggg OOHHOWho wants to hold my bag?
And by "bag" I mean my nutsack.
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