WWAW with being afraid to use dating apps now?

[guest]

Go to bar.

Pick up drunk bar rat.

Fuck her.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My wife and I separated recently and I got on tinder for the first time. I’m a fucking weirdo and tend to go for the older gals because I like a hot older lady and there’s a lot less red tape and hoops to jump through before you get to the sex. I deleted the app a month or 2 ago but posted some pics here of this 42 year old saddlebag I dicked down, she had giant fake tits and a smelly asshole. She gave it up immediately and I didn’t even have to take her out to dinner first

ANYONE CAN DO IT

Damn dude, stinky ass would be a boner killer. You're a champ

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

My wife and I separated recently and I got on tinder for the first time. I’m a fucking weirdo and tend to go for the older gals because I like a hot older lady and there’s a lot less red tape and hoops to jump through before you get to the sex. I deleted the app a month or 2 ago but posted some pics here of this 42 year old saddlebag I dicked down, she had giant fake tits and a smelly asshole. She gave it up immediately and I didn’t even have to take her out to dinner first

ANYONE CAN DO IT

A woman had a poopy smelly asshole and you still went through with it? what are you? a nigger?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I remember this. I’d rather just rub one out and go on with my night.

I agree. It’s just not the same anymore as it was when I was 25.. I went on a couple dates after that and then deleted the app all together. The next date I had after her had some kind of dead tooth or something, we made out for a few seconds in the parking lot and it was like kissing a garbage can. I had a good run but I’m finished now.. time to retire and hang my dick up in the back of the closet

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

A woman had a poopy smelly asshole and you still went through with it? what are you? a nigger?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I had hellish experiences with dating apps. Fat girls. One chick had such a good face on her profile and then I met with her and she weighed at least 250. We had a good time though, I didn't wanna be rude, got hammered and just talked about life mahn. Ever meet up with a huge bitch?

Not huge, but I had a "softball player" build broad with 80s short hair make the first move on me, I didn't resist but I didn't find her attractive at all. We "dated" for a few weeks but I just couldn't do it. I poked at her pussy with my finger for a bit, but that's all I ever did. she got the hint and she stopped coming around. By today's standards I was raped.

 

[guest]

Glad I missed the tinder et al trend. Shit seems soulless and scary in equal measure. My time was 80% meet a girl who a friend of a friend knows/ 20% girl who's a stranger in a bar/at a house party. Win or lose was down to you and your game in the moment. I got married in 2013 and have never looked back. Sounds like it's kind of fucked tbh.

 

[guest]

I have and I just leave. There’s no point being diplomatic about it. Stupid fat bitches.

That's fair. I'm gay.

 

[IanHalperin]

Wwawd MySpace voodoo?