Wwaw wanting to kill yourself on christmas day?

[Treat Yourself]

What a bunch of Grumpy Gusses. Be an asshole like me and not give a shit about people from your apartment on Roosevelt Island and suddenly all the Christmas stress goes away. I might make myself a little ham and taters while I enjoy the day off. Pleasant!

 

[BUBBLER]

I was going to kill myself a couple of days ago. I'm still fucking depressed but I made a decision to save as much money as I can and go to South America and continuously fuck whores. That isn't what stopped me from killing myself, but after my episode ended I figured I needed something to look forward to (instead of fucking Florida) so I'd suggest something like that.

Nigga we told you to go to Eastern Europe and fuck white whores

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Could you faggots please not kill yourselves? For your dear old Abe?

 

[Professor Rape]

Could you faggots please not kill yourselves? For your dear old Abe?

For old times' sake?

 

[BUBBLER]

Could you faggots please not kill yourselves? For your dear old Abe?

Be a man and slowly rot away from an easily curable infection like @Turk February

 

[Turk February]

Be a man and slowly rot away from an easily curable infection like @Turk February

He can't. Ghosts aren't allowed to get infections under the Trudeau government. It's total bullshit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He can't. Ghosts aren't allowed to get infections under the Trudeau government. It's total bullshit.

I can't wait until Paulie Poliverve gives me a staph infection.

 

[Turk February]

I can't wait until Paulie Poliverve gives me a staph infection.

Jack Layton really bridges the divide when he was alive. He offered all Canadians an opportunity to have an infection. And even conservatives respected it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jack Layton really bridges the divide when he was alive. He offered all Canadians an opportunity to have an infection. And even conservatives respected it.

He was a good man. He was bald and he had a mustache.

 

[Turk February]

He was a good man. He was bald and he had a mustache.

I don't know if I'm just nostalgic but I think he may be the most beloved person in Canada.

 

[Turk February]

To our American Friends: Jack Layton was a socialist politician know for building extremely close ties and consensus with the other major parties through being surprisingly reasonable.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

To our American Friends: Jack Layton was a socialist politician know for building extremely close ties and consensus with the other major parties through being surprisingly reasonable.

He was also bald and had a mustache. When he got sick he got wicked skinny.

 

[Turk February]

He was also bald and had a mustache. When he got sick he got wicked skinny.

And had a chinese wife

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And had a chinese wife

Ching Chong Layton.

 

[Turk February]

Ching Chong Layton.

Isn't she like mayor of Toronto now? I remember by ex wife being ecstatic that she won cuz she's a Commie.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Isn't she like mayor of Toronto now? I remember by ex wife being ecstatic that she won cuz she's a Commie.

Yeah Olivia "Ching Chong" Chow.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah Olivia "Ching Chong" Chow.

We've turned a thread about suicide into a thread about an obscure chinese Canadian municipal politician.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We've turned a thread about suicide into a thread about an obscure chinese Canadian municipal politician.

Did you know in 1978 the mayor of Toronto was named Fred Beavis? Lol

 

[Turk February]

Did you know in 1978 the mayor of Toronto was named Fred Beavis? Lol

I actually don't know dick about Toronto. I know the K Dub pretty well. And a bit about Ottawa.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually don't know dick about Toronto. I know the K Dub pretty well. And a bit about Ottawa.

Fred Beavis was only mayor from September to November. He must have sucked shit.