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WWAW Trump roasting everyone at Al Smith Charity dinner

Suetonius

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If he wins you have 3 months to move money around and avoid taxes. If he lowers capital gains you have 4 years to sell some shit and hide the cash.
Funny to assume a zoomer understands or has these newfangled concepts like “money” and “investments”
 

Suetonius

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I forget that I am talking to a bunch of fatherless duds most of the time. So I guess I expect them to understand things that dads teach their sons. Lesson 1, trump isn't your daddy.
I don’t even think you know who you’re talking to to assume I think of Trump as “daddy”
 

Jen_Tomlinson

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Do you know your dad's phone number? Is this why you get irrationally angry when I mention that you are a dud and he bailed on you a long time ago?
lol it’s just a weird go to you have. Yeah he’s been married to to my mom my whole life and he lives an hour away. I’m taking him salmon fishing in Oregon in a couple weeks.
 

JebJoh

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Actually, I’ll take it back. Jebjoh will cry the hardest when trump wins.
aaaacccccctttttuuuuuaaaallllllyyyyy ... Except for his SALT deduction move I made out great. If he wins again I will act faster and pay almost nothing in taxes for the next 4 years. Talk to your dad about it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA just kidding, try H&R Block, some 19 year old there might be able to explain it to you
 

Jen_Tomlinson

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aaaacccccctttttuuuuuaaaallllllyyyyy ... Except for his SALT deduction move I made out great. If he wins again I will act faster and pay almost nothing in taxes for the next 4 years. Talk to your dad about it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA just kidding, try H&R Block, some 19 year old there might be able to explain it to you
You say odd shit to people.
 

Suetonius

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Actually, I’ll take it back. Jebjoh will cry the hardest when trump wins.
I may be DUMB but i’m not stupid. If Trump wins we get a repeat of his first term which means staffing his admin with jews and family members. No mass deportations or draining the swamp. A lot of golf trips and not really doing much work. Best case scenario is he gets ousted and we get President Vance, who I like a lot more than Trump.
 
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