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WWAW tits that are as big as a chick’s head?
- Thread starter CQ Beans
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Too big tbh
I like it
CQ Beans
I kinda get it. Post foreplay they get in the way especially if you’re on top. It’s usually better when she wraps them back up but still you got that feel and that bounce.
I don't hate da big tits, it's just that when they are that big, the body type I prefer its gonna look like they are bolted on. Big tits require a big carriage, and I tend to prefer skinny women. The best pair of tits on a woman I've ever been with we're quite large, but if you find me an athletic or skinny broad with really good stems and smaller tits I'd prefer that as an overall package.
Cute face but a monsters body. Does very little for me.
CQ Beans
But what about the badonkadonk butt? Thoughts?
CQ Beans
I’m the opposite. But then again I’m an invader. No, she is cute.
I prefer shape over size. Probably the hottest woman I tricked into being with me was 5'10" and maybe 120 pounds, but she had really great legs and a tasteful round bottom. Small tits, but not a misplaced ounce of fat on her body
I said it in another thread but I like a skinny ass bitch who looks like she can swim fast. Big tits seem like a curse to me.
turk's measurement of love:
1. does she look like a middle aged primary school teacher
2. can she swim fast
Absolutely correct. I wish I could enter those metrics into Tinder.
I wish to also say that the woman in OPs pic is probably the perfect slam pig slump buster. The things you could do to her...
Disgusting
You’re all a bunch of fat fucks.
I dont want a chick that i can go to a vegas buffet with.
Frankly, it’s embarassing to be seen in public with any muffin top.
You want to be able to eat the rest of her burger when she has a couple big bites and says shes “it’s sooo good but im full”
This is ideal:
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Just a taste….
"Things you could to her" are minimal. Can't even kiss her. The tits push you away.
CQ Beans
Or move you move the fuck forward like pushing your face into them for a nice sucking. Or plow away while pressed against her. All the while bra on tits post foreplay is optimal.
Your head is crushed by the tits. Your family has to cremate you. The obituary just says "he was young and in love"