Wwaw thigh gap?

[Mick_Mickerson]

I was in my regular pub place when after leaving decided I wasn’t drunk enough to survive a weekend afternoon contemplating my abysmal life choices.

I also didn’t feel like going back because I thought the bartender would have felt lesser for it. I’m just a stand up guy like that. Namaste.

I head across the street to the bar that’s got the jagged rocks in the wall as a goof and one of those Middle Ages looking doors as a bathroom and settle myself up. I hate this bar but the local Chinaman ‘you buy!’ is already closed due to bat flu or something.

The black Irish well hipped broad behind the bar was wearing a T shirt that said Thick Thighs Thin Patience. I gentlemanly responded to having been between those. She tentatively responded,’Mine?’

I laughed and responded that I meant other thick (semi curvy to blob) girls and she blurts out,’ Wow...
That’s random’ because she’s retarded. I paid my tab and left and resolved to never drink again.

tl;dr who am I kidding

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Chubsters

like yourself?